You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. 42.

 

I wish for the question that goes with that answer.

How many roads must a man take?

 

i wish for the reason for the question.

Granted,...

I wish that you knew that im not a vimpare now

Granted. But it was all a daymare.

 

I wish for some gum.

granted,but you chocke

I wish that you wernt real

Granted. I'm a fake, non-existent person.

 

I wish for a Spartan Helmet.

granted, this is sparta

I wish that I was not hugery

Granted. You are Hungarian.

 

I wish for a Keyblade.

Granted, you get a key

I wish for a blow of soup

Granted. You now have a bowl made of frozen soup.

 

I wish for a hoard of minions.

Granted,but they over thwow you

*eat*

granted, but your a vampire agian, because i bit you (at least ur not a transgendered edward cullen)

 

i wish for some fruit punch.

Granted. An apple punches you.

 

I wish for a hand crossbow.

OW! what the hell man! im allergic to apples!

 

granted, but it turns on you and kills you.

 

i wish you were even deader

(Sorry. Knew I should have gone with Banana)

 

Granted. The wrap around effect works, making me alive again.

 

I wish for my iTunes to work.

Granted, your a carttoon.

I wish that I wasnt a vimpire

no.

 

i wish for a cookie.

no.

 

i wish for a cookie.

 

Sorry I ate the last cookie

I wish not to be a vampire

no.

 

u keep doing this when im on

Yea and

I wish for a JOB

kk, ur my vampirate assassin

 

i wish you would kill rikunobodyxiii

Granted, too easy>3

I wish to be paid

Granted, you are given 3 peanuts for a job well done.

 

i wish you would kill baylaust.

Granted, but that causes me to return to life.

 

I wish fro some garlic to keep vampires away.

not granted

I wish for real money