You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted.

 

I wish for a cantaloupe.

Granted,u get a killer cantaloupe

I wish that I was not a vampire

Granted, you're a Werewoof (No, I didn't misspell that. >3)

I wish for a better cell phone.

Granted,But it takes over the world

I wish I was eating a pie

Granted, it's poisonous Destroying Angel mushroom pie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel

I wish for psp games.

Granted, they were hacked for some odd way and your games and psp died in the process.

I wish for water!

Granted,but you choke

I wish too be reborn

Granted. You are reborn as a duck.

 

I wish for Final Fantasy Type-0 would be released in the U.S.

Quck

I wish to be Kairi.

@rikunobodyxiii

Granted, it is.

I wish for a way to put some ringtones on my phone.

Granted. But only kidy show tunes.

 

I wish for a gunblade.

Not granted for safty reasons

I wish that all wishes would come true

Granted, but in unfortunate ways.

 

I wish for a gerbil.

Granted,but its a hammster

I wish this I had a better wish

Granted, but that wish is denied.

 

I wish for a jet propelled car.

Granted, but you crash it

I wish be pie

Granted. You are a pie.

 

I wish for a Iron Man suit of Armor.

Granted,you get Iron Man

I wish not to be a backed good

granted, you're my vampirate minion, agian.

 

I wish for a bloodburger.

Granted. You hate it.

I wish to Sleep'n'Drive

granted, but you crash and begin dieing, so i bite you and make you my minion.

 

i wish for the number 12 to not exist.

Granted. But since it doesn't exist, there is no way to get past 11.

 

I wish for a stroke of genus.

Granted, your head explodes from the huge flash of genius that came upon you.

I wish I had the contract between me and Sebastien from Black Butler

granted, you gat a BLACK BLUTLER

I wish not to be a minon

Granted. You are a servant of Team PLAAASMAAAA!!!

I wish to h8f34