You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

um....

I wish to Not be a member of team Plasma.

granted but they force you to

 

i wish i had a penny

Wish greanted, it crushes you

I wish not to be forced tooo

Granted. You are bribed.

 

I wish for a Squirrel army I can lead.

Granted, but they go nuts

I wish not to join

Granted, but they turn you into a hobo and kidnap you.

 

I wish I had 2 pennies!!!!!

Granted. Life always has room for improvement (My two cents worth).

 

I wish for a pitch fork.

Granted, but a mob comes after you

I wish for the cops

granted, but you become my vampire minion again.

 

i wish for a nickel.

granted, but you lose it

I wish not to be

Granted, you aren't.

 

I wish sorasbaby wasn't lost.

Granted. She knows she's in the middle of nowhere.

 

I wish for a bow tie.

Granted, but isn't it a little tight? Oops, now we've got a corpse to deal with...

 

I wish I spoke Japanese.

Granted,3528pc%23l(%&@^*CJSOS!&U~

I wish that I was in my house again

Granted, but it's been robbed and there's nothing to do in it.

 

I wish the next person who posts was unable to grant wishes.

Granted. But then we get into a paradox similar to those found in time travel and the world explodes.

 

I wish for the world not to explode.

Granted, then don't grant my wish.

 

I wish we were stuck in a paradox similar to those found in time travel.

Granted. We're doomed.

 

I wish for a robotic dog.

granted,but only you died

Granted,but it hates you

I wish to live some where else then

Granted, how does Iraq sound?

 

I wish I could grant wishes.

Granted. But they are never work out like people want.

 

I wish for a jelly bean.

Granted,but you choke on it

I wish to live in the U.S.A

Granted, how does the middle of Lake Erie sound?

 

I wish wishes were not wishes.

Granted. They are horses.

 

I wish for a horse.

Nah

all wish are void