You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, if you meant normal for a dwarf.

 

I wish I could manipulate space.

Granted. Space takes it personally. It gets its friend Time to kill you.

 

I wish for some gold fish snack.

Granted,you eat a Gold fish

I wish not to be a dawrf

Granted. you are now a Hobbit.

 

I wish for The Hobbit movie to be out already.

Granted. It sucked.

I wish to go up, down and all around.

Granted. This is all done inside a cardboard box.

 

I wish for a magic mirror.

Granted, but your the ulgyest of all

I wish not to be a hobbit

Granted. You are a gnome.

 

I wish for more news on the Deadpool movie.

Granted. it was cancelled.

I wish to creat a good video game.

Granted, but only 3 people buy it

I wish not to be a gnome

Granted. Ron Weasley and Harry Potter did some de-gnoming and threw you.

I wish to have blue eyes.

Granted, but I gave you blue skin too

I wish not to have a broken leg

Granted, you broke your other leg

I wish for more symmetry

Granted, your bald

I wish to be cured

Granted, you get sick ten seconds later

I wish for more drawing supplies

Ganted, but you pencal broke

I wish not to be sick

Granted, you break your legs again

I wish for a huge hammer

Granted,but you can't pick it up

I wish not to have broken legs

Granted, you broke your left arm then your right

I wish for a lighter but big hammer

Granted. But i trown them at a window

I wish for...................Cake!

*Thrown

Granted, your dog ate it

I wish for the hammer to return to me!

Thanks

Granted but i took it and start hiting you with it

I wish for....A knife XDXDXD

()-()""

Granted but I stole it from you before you could use it

I wish for protective gear

Granted, but its a pillow tied to you.

 

I wish for nothing!!!!!

 

HA HA HA! LOSERS!!!

Granted. All your stuff disappears.

 

I wish for a wrist mounted flame thrower.