You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. It is sugar free, fat free, mini diet cake.

 

I wish for ice cream.

Granted. It fell on the floor and now you only have the cone.

I wish to have a baking machine.

Granted but it broke

I wish for a Santa hat

Granted. It's blue.

I wish to have a real star on my Christmas Tree.

Granted. Now the tree, your house, the city and country you are in catch on fire.

 

I wish for more patience.

Granted, the word "Patience" became real and crushed your body

I wish for a Death the kid Santa hat

Granted. The moment you use it, it falls off your head and falls into nothingness.

I wish to go Christmas shopping.

Granted. You don't have any money to buy anything.

 

I to become a Time Lord.

Granted, you live for ever and is unable to die what so ever

 

I want to be guitar

Granted. You are bought by a person with no musical talent and are broken in a fit of frustration.

 

I wish for a taco.

Granted but its not made with real meat. instead its rat meat

 

I wish for long hair

Granted your a wig

I wish for anything

Granted. You get Chicken Pox.

 

I wish for a four wheeler.

Granted it only has a one cylinder engine in it and only goes 2 MPH

 

I wish for some red lights

Granted the cops come after you

I wish not to be sick

Granted you went into a traffic signal

I wish for snow

Granted the cops come after you

I wish not to be sick

 

Granted .. instead your sick every day but for today.

 

 

Granted you went into a traffic signal

I wish for snow

 

Granted it snows forever a inch a day.

 

I wish plot on the moon

Granted. You get the land next to Barney the purple Dinosaur.

 

I wish for a walking stick.

Granted. I took it away from you and you fell.

 

I wish I was the king of the forum games.

Granted. Me and Kingdom Sora killed you for stealing our title (which was given this Summer)

I wish to play Liero.

Granted. You are now that much more obscure.

 

I wish that genocide would end.

Granted, there are now no walls in your house

I wish not to be sick every day

granted, you live to be 672, you live pass everybody you ever know and the last link in your entire family tree.

 

i wish for my stakes to be done now.(cooking)

Granted. They are very salty.

I wish to hear Pokémon Black's ending credits.

Granted. It will play over and over and over in your mind for the rest of time.

 

I wish not to be sick.