You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted... instead you die and never are sick again ... or .. alive (evil laugh)

 

I wish for nothing .. not a thing

Granted I steal all of your stuff

I wish to get married

Granted... your married to me .

 

I wish for a divorce

Granted. JB divorced with his body and became a slug.

I wish for something.

Granted .. you get a water bottle

 

I wish for scarf

Granted. It is actual a rare Brazilian neck tie snake that grew too to hunt as a tie.

 

I wish for inspiration.

Granted. You killed someone and got arrested.

I wish to have a real life Haxorus.

Granted ... He eats you after you tried to give gave him a command

I wish for ... SNOW!

Granted it malted

I wish to be 15teen again

Granted your life just got worse

I wish for ice cream!

Granted. It fell on the floor.

I wish to play The Legend Of Zelda.

Granted but you fail at it

I wish i got a new IPhone

Granted. Someone stole it.

I wish to live.

granted you are now live with a horde of ax murderers.

i wish for a marble

Granted but you choke on it

I wish not to have a bad life

Granted, it got better than worse and it keeps repeating like a cycle

I wish for actual Pokemon

granted mewtwo uses psychic bend you in half

I wish my marble granted me infinite non reprecussion wishes

Granted it breaks and crushes your body

I wish for some colder weather

Granted. Ice Age!!!!

 

I wish for some ice cream.

Granted, Global Warming melted it away

I wish for .... something that I like

Granted. You get Death the Kid. And you killed him.

I wish to kill JB.

Garnted but it's just a beaver

I wish for the cycle to be broken

Garnted but it's just a beaver

I wish for the cycle to be broken

 

granted the worlds recycling plants blow up

I wish I had a genie that would acutually gant the wish i want

Granted. He granted your deepest and darkest wish. Picking your nose.

I wish to have a Trollface mask.

Genie was mean today so he showed you a mirror

I wish knew who would win in a fight mario or sonic