You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. It was Luigi. DUN-DUN-DUUUN

I wish to be as badass as Silver from Pokémon HG/SS

Granted. It was Luigi. DUN-DUN-DUUUN

I wish to be as badass as Silver from Pokémon HG/SS

granted

Red came and kicked you ass

....

I wish I was in a bad mood today

Granted. You accidentaly killed youself with your bad mood.

I wish to have a Larvesta.

Granted.. but i dont know what that is so i really just hand you a thing and send you on your way

 

i wish for the sky to fall

Granted.

A Rufflet used the move Sky Drop, and OHKO'd you.

I wish to Escape.

Granted the "Esc" button on your keyboard disappeared and all the escapes disappeared from the room, you are trapped for life

I wish for some Barb a Papa (Papa's beard) which is a huge cotton candy that's bigger than half your body

Granted. Papa comes back for his beard.

 

I wish for ToR to be out already.

Granted but I get bord and kill you after

I wish for life

Granted....

but its stolen from you ...BY ME RAWR.

 

I wish for the world to stop for me

Granted. You did a horrible mistake and killed your best friend.

I wish to have a good wallpaper.

Granted. Say hello to pink elephants.

 

I wish for a better internet connection.

Granted. instead of 1KB/S .. its 2KB/S

 

I wish for the 13th of Friday to come

Granted but your killed

I wish for my life back

Granted.

 

I wish for a Vita.

Granted.. 3 were built and 2 was destroyed on the assembly line.. you have the sole one and they dont make anything for it now.

 

I wish for something.... ANTI.

Granted. You get an antiduck spoon.

 

I wish for snow.

Granted, it buries you in an icy, soft death

 

I wish for a Santa outfit

Granted. You are then mobbed and crushed under children.

 

I wish for a job at GameStop.

Granted. You're the janitor of the store.

I wish to have all five pieces of Exodia.

Granted. but because i dont know what that stuff is i give you what i think it is . what is five lumps of coal.. MARRY CHRISTMAS

 

I wish for sweden

Granted but it's in a state of pain

I wish for pie

Granted. It's a mud pie.

 

I wish for a grape.

Granted you choke on it

I wish my mudpie came to life