You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. It tries to eat you.

 

I wish for a good, cheap replica of Way To The Dawn Keyblade.

Granted but I won't give it to you

I wish to pie wasn't hungry

Granted. the pie over eats and dies. and when you eat it . your over eat and die.... soo sad......TT.TT

 

I wish for the Diary of Jane

Granted but you turn into Tarzan

I wish to undie

Granted, but you're a zombie.

I wish Red the Hunter firetrucks me. (dude in my avvy)

I regret nothing

Granted....?

I wish to be Kairi

Granted, You are now a sue throughout the entire series.

I WISH FOR RED THE HUNTER TO FIRETRUCK ME.

Granted but he strangles you to death for no reason at all

I wish to have a huge katana

Granted. Sephiroth comes and kills you for copying him.

 

I wish for the ability to create duplicates of myself.

Granted, they destroy you for supposed high power

I wish for huge black bat wings

Granted. Swoobat saw you a Psishocked you.

I wish to beat Mother Brain.

Granted, she comes back to life and destroys you by filling your brain with mindless knowledge

I wish to be a Shinigami

Granted. You're the weakest Shinigami.

I wish to sing like Dr.Peace.

Granted he gave you weed to make you at peace

I wish for a dark cloth named Roger

Uh granted but I choke you with it.

I wish to be Kairi not sue.

Granted, many Sora cosplayers tackle you and tries to make out with you

I wish to have a huge scythe named Ben Yu

Granted. but due to the fact its so long you lose track of it and you poke your eye it and it goes thou your brain ..killing you.

 

I wish for the night sky

Granted, it cracks and soon all of it crashed down on all of the Earth ending life as we know it. And everyone blames you before they die

I wish for a very special gummi bear bag

Granted. Someone stole it. (classic)

I wish to Substitute!

Granted you get teacher

I wish they would leave me alone

Granted, but now the Roxas fans find you and they are now all over you

I wish for a red wig

Granted but now the Roxas fan attack you

Wish to be out of what ever the flip con you put me at

Granted but now you're in Comic con where everyone asks where you got the outfit.

I wish for a huge keyblade

Granted. IT'S FREAKING HUGE, you can't use it.

I wish for fracesinhas.

Granted but to get it you must kill Sora~ good luck

I wish to be home