You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, they blame you and put you in prison

I wish for a huge bag of money!

Granted

Its counter-fiet and you're put into prison with Waters Good, talk about awkward

 

I wish I was the owner of the weapons so they disappear back to me

Granted. Something wacky happened in space.

I wish to have the Screw Attack ability.

granted. . but unfortuntly it is a different kind of screw attack and only works on men.:

 

i wish for a Haven

Granted, though you leave and never come back for a weird reason.

I wish for a puppy with laser eyes!

Granted. He lasered you when you wanted to feed him.

I wish to SOLEMN JUDGEMENT!

Granted ... ..... do i have to say anything about this ..?? ITS SOLEMN JUDGEMENT

 

I wish for kh14

Granted. It isn't as awesome as kh13.

I wish to have an Eevee.

Granted though it evolved and left you

I wish for a cane with a cool design!

Granted .. but its only cool in the dark

 

i wish for glow sticks

Granted. You broke it when you played with it.

I wish to be like a Koopa Kid.

Granted, now you just have a heavy shell and a stupid hair style

 

I wish my left arm were demon talons that won't take over the rest of my body

Granted. You weren't allowed to go outside your house and suicided.

I wish to have a Ridley statue.

Granted but I make it big and it falls on you

I wish Sora wouldn't hate me

Granted. He despites you.

I wish to hunt down a bounty.

Granted, its your own, you just turned yourself in

 

I wish for a paradox that cannot be twisted around

Granted, it disappeared

I wish for an eternity card!

Granted

Eternity lasts a lot shorter than you'd think, so now it had expired

 

I wish for a bottomless can of Monster

Granted. NASA took it.

I wish to capture the last Metroid.

Granted, it escaped and freed the rest

I wish for a cookie that even if I finish it, it comes back so it's a never ending cookie.

Granted. Someone bought it from your for a nickle.

I wish to have a staff.

Granted, it breaks right before you get to use it (you never asked for a metal one)

I wish for never ending amount of chocolate and gummi bears

Granted. You got sick of them really quick.

I wish to download Victini.

Granted.You get a virus.

I wish for a steak.

Granted. It's hyena's steak. And it smells.

I wish for a real Hydreigon.