You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, not.

I wish to be free.

Granted, but now everyone else is trapped and your the only one free.

 

I wish that Sora baby is a boy

Granted, but instead I turned you in to a boy.

I wish to have the lamp.

Granted, but it doesn't come with a lightbulb.

 

I WISH TO BE A REAL BOY.

Granted but then your not special anymore

 

I WISH TO YOU COULD BE MY BITCH

Granted,

I wish to sit back and watch the fun.

(lol XDDD I GUESS I WIN!)

 

Granted, but the chair breaks and now you have to go to the hospital.

 

I wish I can eat you.

Granted, but You is actually a Canadian dish make of liver and asparagus.

 

I wish that George Washington's middle name was Fungushead.

Granted, but now since you changed history, hitler took over the world and we are now nazis.

 

I wish for POKEMON

Granted, now it is spelt without the mark over the "e"

 

I wish that FF XIII-2 were coming out tomorrow.

Granted, but it has horrible voices and pirated.

 

I wish for plofoasea

Granted. After you got it you said "What's this?" and threw it away.

 

I wish to become a meme.

Granted. After you got it you said "What's this?" and threw it away.

 

I wish to become a meme.

Granted, but now everyone hates it.

 

I wish to become Nigel Thornberry

Granted but now there are too many Nigel Thornberries

 

I wish i had a muffin

Granted, but its poisonous

 

I wish for you to be my stalker

Granted but but so are the rest of the sites members

 

I wish i had wings

Granted, but they are small as heck.

 

I wish for

....

I wish to be okay.

Granted,

this you now:

 

I wish for

Fine, you are now four years old.

 

I wish that

Granted, u are silent for the rest of ur life.

 

I wish u would _____ me

Granted, it's pedobear in disguise

i wish to get good marks in VCE so my mum won't chuck a rage at me...=.=

Granted, but then u were assigned to greater intelligent schools with a lot of homework and tests that are super hard.

 

I wish for ______ u

Granted something or another.

I wish not to be a troll face.