You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, you failed epicly after trying to be

 

I wish to be able to summon angel wings

Granted: you fail epicly for falling

 

I wish I can be a cookie.

Granted. I ATE IT.

 

I wish for peace.

Granted. Rest in peace.

 

I wish I can be a Queen.

Granted. You're a queen of Dairy Queen.

 

I wish to sleep.

Granted. You're in a deep slumber

 

I wish to be married.

Granted. You're married to a penguin.

 

I wish to have an exploration team.

Granted: You lost your team

 

I wish I can be a fairy.

Granted. You became a Yu-Gi-Oh card for my Fairy deck.

 

I wish to become a Torchic.

Granted, you fell in a river

 

I wish to be a rare Pokemon that hasn't been released from a game yet!

Granted. You are a table pokémon.

 

I wish to have a Time Gear.

Granted, it broke while you were in the Middle Ages

 

I wish I could just keep swimming

Granted. You're swimming in the Pacific Ocean.

 

I wish for a wish.

Your wish didn't come true.. pfft

 

i wish to see a flying narwhal!1!!!

granted: but the narwhal flew into a plane

 

i wish that i could get out of school

Granted. You're at the gates of school.

 

I wish to have a sidekick.

granted but your sidekick takes all the credit for what u do

 

i wish that my sister would stop annoying me

granted: you taped your sisters mouth

 

i wish i was an Alien.

granted but the government found u and took u to do experiments

 

i wish people would stop crushin mah wishes

granted but i still crush your wish

 

i wish people would reply to this

Granted but now your dead.

 

I wish for the sun back.

Granted you got burned

 

I wish I was president

Granted you are now president of the room

 

i wish for a keyblade

Edited April 9, 201213 yr by darkchaser

Granted: Aqua destroy your keyblade

 

I wish I was a barbie!!

granted: you cant move

 

i wish to share a banana sundae with aqua