You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted: you failed.

 

I wish to make you fall asleep.

Granted. I dream about me eating ice cream.

 

I wish for you to fall asleep.

Granted, she killed you in her sleep.

 

I wish I was a waterbender!

Granted. You somehow bend water.

 

I wish to use steam against you.

Granted, but you ended up scalding yourself as well.

 

I wish I was the Human Torch!

Granted. You dived into the ocean and died.

 

I wish to hear Angerfist all the time.

Granted: you go deaf

 

I wish to have an english copy of kh3d right now in my hands

Granted. It was translated by Google Translator.

 

I wish to have amnesia.

Granted, but you forgot you already wished that and wish that again.

 

I wish that mushrooms in real life were actually Toads.

Granted: they take over the world

 

I wish i was the avatar

Granted but then Sora killed you.

I wish for water.

granted, i washed my feet in it through, enjoy!

 

I wish for the ability to light a fire under water

Granted you destroy space and time

 

I wish for the best computer ever that will never be outdated

Granted but Roxas destroy it.

 

I wish for clean water.

granted, it's a fresh mountain steam. But now I'm taking a piss up stream so..........................................

 

I wish for what the next person is gonna wish for, but three times as much

Granted, but the wish sucked.

 

I wish to be a carrot.

Granted but Bugs Bunny eats you

 

I wish for this wish to not be granted

granted, it's a fresh mountain steam. But now I'm taking a piss up stream so..........................................

 

I wish for what the next person is gonna wish for, but three times as much

 

 

Your avatar's Shark Drake? The image's a bit bad though, but Shark Drake's effect's awesome, even though you need 3 Level 4 monsters

 

 

Granted but Bugs Bunny eats you

 

I wish for this wish to not be granted

 

Granted.

 

I wish for more cookies.

Granted, but you become this

 

 

I wish I was Elmo.

Granted, hehehehe.

I wish that piss meant candy.

Granted, but next time you ask for candy, someone pulls down their drawers and urinates in your mouth.

 

I wish that didn't sound so perverted!

Granted. I won't mess with that.

 

Now that my water is clean. I wish for a glass.

Granted but you drop it and it break

 

I wish for pikachu to be real and be my partner

Granted. He hates you and uses Thunder on you all the time.

 

I wish to have a board.

Granted, I nailed it to the back of your skull

 

I wish for my next wish to not be messed with