You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

granted but then you had endless stuff to wish for then you went insane

 

i wish that this color was a little lighter shade of blue

Granted, but it blinded you

 

I wish my fingers weren't a bit sore ;(

Granted but then they become numb

 

I wish I had a cat

Granted but you becoming a crazy cat lady

 

I wish to be able to travel through time at will

Edited July 13, 201213 yr by darkchaser

Granted, but you end up in a World War II battle and blown up

 

I wish I had magical abilities!

granted but then you lost control and blew up

 

i wish that i could travel with the doctor!

Granted, but then he goes insane and cuts off all your toes. O-0

 

I wish I could be undead.

Edited July 14, 201213 yr by Sora's Baby

Granted,but then you died a sec later.

 

Wish i could have visions of the future and of the past, and premonitions.

Edited July 14, 201213 yr by Roxas_Wagner

Granted, but you have horrible visions of your past and about your future and you jump off a bridge

 

I wish I could shoot lightning from my tongue

Granted,but then you shoot in yourself and died.

 

Wish i could have the control of KH13.

Edited July 15, 201213 yr by Roxas_Wagner

Granted, but DC found where you lived and killed you, plus everyone quit the site after you left

 

I wish I could lift anything with my fingers

Granted, but you have no fingers because you're a Kingdom.

 

I wish I could play the Piano.

Granted but the piano ate your fingers

 

I wish I could destroy anything with my feet

Granted, but like the guy on the commercial he got a ticket.

I wish I could meet Aqua in real life.~

Granted, she got annoyed with you and she killed you and threw your body into the Pacific Ocean

 

I wish I could meet Bolin in real life

Granted, but then you took a Firebending to the knee...

 

I wish I could meet Gabe in real life.

Granted but he also killed you and burned your remains.

 

I wish I could murder people and never get caught

Granted, but Jesus doesn't approve of that.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but I shot you on accident

 

I wish I could become an angel on Earth

Granted, but along with angels there are Devils.

 

I wish I could become cake so everyone would eat my chocolate frosting.

Edited July 16, 201213 yr by Imoore4

Granted but everyone throws up and dies because it's not chocolate frosting...

 

I wish I could become an Alchemist

Granted, but then the father turned out to be Eike.

 

I wish I could do a back flip without a trampoline.

Granted, but you crack open your skull and your body exploded

 

I wish I could go the the Keyblade realm for 2 days

Granted, but you got claustrophobic from all the Keyblades.

 

I wish I could meet Velma from Scooby-Doo.

Granted, but even she killed you and gave your remains to Scooby

 

I wish I could fly by talking