You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but you never meet anyone else who knows it.

 

I wish I had a pair of uniquely awesome tube socks for every day of the year.

Granted but none of them fit you

 

I wish it wasnt so hot outside all the time....

Granted, but now all the stars in the universe have gone out, resulting in a very cold final ice age of DOOM. (O.o It's kind of a sad mental image there, floating all alone in a big, dark, silent, frozen universe with no light. Please, no one make me a tricksy Djinni.)

 

I wish I had another collection of uniquely awesome pairs of tube socks for every day of the year that all fit me. >:}

Granted but none of them fit you

 

I wish I could get all the Final Fantasy games and beat them

Granted, but then all of the games self destruct DX

 

I wish that the 31st never comes!

(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Granted but its the 31st of May

 

I wish cannibals didnt exsist O.o

Granted, but then someone invented them

 

I wish that I didnt have to go to the dentist tomorrow X_X

Granted but then they reason you got out of it is because you ate too many waffles and died ....

 

I wish I could go into any manga and be a character

Granted but you went into one right in the middle of a fight and you fell into a coma

 

I wish that bbs had a happier ending

SWEET I COULD BE LIKE VENTUS Granted but then the KH series end after BBS because the ending was so happy and perfect

 

I wish that i could get all KH games (with teh console) a month early

Granted but they broke right when you got them

 

I wish that I had a 3ds and kh3d that would never break

Granted but it runs out of power and you have nothing to charge it

 

I wish for a 3ds capture device

Granted but then it breaks

 

I wish that i could fly

Granted, but then you fall

 

I wish for an owl charm

Granted, but you were way too Kawaii for the Owl!~

 

I wish I could get the Mom edition right away!~

Granted but then i steals it

but then you lose it

 

I wish i had a cupcake

Granted, but you're allergic to digusting little things!~

 

I wish t.A.T.u. would get back together. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

Granted but then all the stuff they came out with was horribile...

 

I wish i didnt have to leave again O__o

Granted, but you now you're paralyzed.

 

I wish I had enough money for a 3DS.

Edited July 31, 201213 yr by _The Door To Light_

Granted, but you got some for christmas.

 

I wish my house wasn't so messy!~

Granted but then it was empty

 

I wish for every praying mantis in the entire world would die and never come back to life

Edited July 31, 201213 yr by AverageGoddess

'~' The poor preying mantises! T~T

 

Granted, but their ghosts are everywhere, forever watching you... and the spiders will avenge them...

 

I wish I was as awesome as Samus Aran.

Granted,...but you're not!

 

I wish I could get my Edition of the game already today!!!

I wish I die today... OR I WISH I CAN GO TO ACUPUNCTURE AGAIN >A\

Granted,....but you didn't say granted so no acupuncture for you and I will keep you all to myself so you won't die!

 

I wish you'd get online!~