You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

granted, but then I left

 

I wish that I wasnt soooooo tired. =.=

Granted, but you fell asleep.

 

I wish KH13 was a High School!~

Granted,but them they banned you from it.

 

 

I wish for everyone have MoM edition instead of normal version.

Granted but then SquareEnix forgot to put the game, protector case, and special drawing cards in it

 

 

I wish I was a real ninja

Granted, but you're not!

 

I wish you and Master Aqua didn't have the same name,Jordan #1!

Granted, but no one cares but you.

 

I wish my dog would stop barking when I leave a room =_="

Granted, but he kept barking!~

 

I wish I could dance with your siggy!~

Granted, but Kiddo-Sama shoots you multiple times for imitating him and says "Oops my fingers slipped." (If you were a Soul Eater fan, you'd understand)

 

I wish for moar Reese's Blizzards from Dairy Queen!

Granted,but then they ran out!~

 

I wish something cool would happen today!~

Granted, but the cool thing that happened was a bunch of explosions

 

I wish I had a photographic memory

Granted,but you forgot everything and your mind exploded.

 

Wish for my dog don't eat only feed.

Granted,..What?

 

I wish for love!~

Granted, but then you die

 

I wish I could go to The World that Never Was in real life.

Edited August 7, 201213 yr by AverageGoddess

Granted, but the Organization killed you off!~

 

I wish I was made of syrup!~

Granted but then someone put you on their pancakes and ate you

 

I wish i had all my summer homework finished and got 100%

Granted but a dog ate it.

I wish ./hack was real

Granted, but know one knew what that was!~

 

I wish *Rikku* was happy!~

Granted, but she got mad.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you sprouted very painful wings and it hurt to fly

 

I wish for a polar bear

Granted but it died.

 

I wish I had a keyblade.

Granted but you are not a master so you cannot use your keyblade

 

I wish I was an anime character

Granted but your the anime character that everyone ignores (sorry )

 

I wish I could meet a shinigami

Granted, but he ate you while you were taking a shower!~

 

I wish for a Dead Or Alive 5 to come out!~

Edited August 8, 201213 yr by Imoore4

Granted but you couldnt see it ever

 

I wish there was no such thing as picture day at school.

Granted, but there is and always will be!~

 

I wish I could see what people look like behind the computer screen!~