You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but all you see is their skeleton

 

I wish i had a notebook

Edited August 9, 201213 yr by AverageGoddess

Granted, but the notebook ate you!~

 

I wish I could have a Laptop!~

Granted but then it ate you!

 

I wish there was a country where there were only cats.

Granted, but then they ruled the world!~

 

I wish I got my old hair back!~

Granted but it turned gray

 

I wish school didnt start in 3 days

Granted, you start school tomorrow.

 

I wish that we could use monopoly money as real currency.

(i knew someone would say that...) Granted but all of it was actually 200 less than what it says on the bill

 

I wish i had all my school supplies

You do, but they're all invisible so you'll never be able to find them.

 

I wish I could pry myself away from this website. owo

Granted, but that's why you became the ultimate noob of this site!

 

I wish I could talk to *Rikku* again...

granted but she never talks back

 

i wish that i had regular bagels and not these silly think cut bagels

granted but then you ate them and threw up

 

I wish that I didnt feel sick Dx

Granted but then everyone else around you felt sick and you had to take care of them

 

I wish I could find my Sims 3 game

Granted but all your Sims die.

 

I wish the Sailor Moon live musicals would be released properly subbed in the USA.

Granted but it was in a font you couldnt read.

 

I wish my 3DS didnt die in the middle of a battle -___-""

Edited August 14, 201213 yr by AverageGoddess

Granted, but it died in the middle of an epic cutscene.

 

I wish i knew where all this bugs were coming from >[

Granted, but you never did!!~

 

I wish I could ride every single Roller Coaster!~

Edited August 14, 201213 yr by Imoore4

Granted, but you hurl ever single time.

 

I wish I hadn't saved over my main DreamDropDistance save file.

Granted, but you did anyway!~

 

I wish I didn't have allergies!~

Granted but then you are sick all the time

 

I wish I wasnt sick

Granted, but you are anyway!~

 

I wish I could stop eating chips!~

Granted but then they eat you instead.

 

I wish it would raaaaaain.

Granted, but the rain turned into Chocolate Rain!

 

I wish KH13.com was a High School!~

Granted, but it's a private school and you're not accepted.

 

I wish brownies weren't so tasty

Granted. But now they taste like sweaty socks.

 

I wish Meow Wow was real.

Granted. SWEET JESUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE #MEOWWOWINVASION BEGINS

 

I wish there was a hero strong enough to save us from the meow wows now.