You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but each split of yourself retains a specific personality of yours

 

I wish for a site-wide party!

Granted, but instead you got a fat party!~

 

I wish for it to be cooler today!~

Granted! Incoming, a blizzard into Imoore4's hometown!

 

I wish that Patrick Star became the next president.

Granted, but he is the worst president ever.

 

I wish, I wish I had a fish.

Granted, but it died. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

I wish for anime to be real.

Granted, but your name is written in the Deathnote book.

 

I wish K-Stew was hit by a Willemstad... uh, how did auto-correct correct wildebeest to Willemstad?

Granted, but instead he got hit by Patrick Star!

 

I wish it wasn't always so dark in the house.

Granted, but now it is way too bright.

 

I wish for...a wish!

Granted, a but that was your wish...

 

I wish that Red was the Champion in Pokemon BW2.

Granted, but it's the color red.

 

I wish that I could control the weather.

Granted, but you can only control the weather above your own head.

 

I wish that I had fish eyeballs on my plate to eat for dinner last Thursday instead of jellybeans.

What? Not granted.

 

(But no one on here, spare two people, know my real name.) ....I wish for a neko then!

Granted, but now you're Neko.

 

I wish that somebody would make a thread about the decline of today's children due to juice boxes.

Granted, but it is poorly made.

 

I wish the Legendary title came after the Whore title.

Granted, but the title progressions are now Whore (1000-1001), Legendary (1002-1003), Daniel's Whore (1004+)

 

I wish that I could manipulated space-time.

Granted,but them you lost yourself in time '-'

 

I wish for chatroom became more popular '-'

Granted, but so many people are on it that you can't keep up any conversations because everyone is constantly posting.

 

I wish that when I got angry, my hair would start whipping around dramatically like it does in Japanese cartoons.

Granted, but you keep takeing someone's eye out.

 

I wish my friend had a turtle.

Granted, but it is a really fast turtle.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly very slowly and you can only go down, not up. Unless you go to Neverland. That's a different story.

 

I wish that I could always understand people, and that people could always understand me.

Granted, but then the human population turns into zombies and you cannot understand them.

 

I wish that I knew the cure for boredom.

Granted. But you need to meld Esuna.

 

I wish for a plane ticket to New York

Granted, but it will take 5 years for the plane to get there.

 

I wish I could vote.

Granted, but the options are Meow Wow or death.

 

I wish I had a monkey for an uncle.

Granted but now it tries to murder you wherever you go.

 

I wish for a movie about Kh13.