You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but it's only released in Japan, and no one here on the site ever finds out about it.

 

I wish I didn't feel like I had every negative status effect ever invented cast on me right now.

Granted, but they come back. Maybe you shouldn't equip that Ensanguined Shield anymore?

 

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she is imaginary.

 

I wish for a Meow Wow emoticon.

d(^+ω+^)b Granted, but it's not nearly as cute as the real thing.

 

I wish I could change matter with my mind on an atomic level.

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Granted, but you went on a low level instead.

 

I wish it was Homecoming came already.

Granted, but the school is now made of chocolate.

 

I wish every Kh13 member would be online at the same time.

Granted

 

 

But everyone is on standby

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you can only fly for 3 seconds at a time and only down.

 

I wish for baylaust to change thier name to Baylaust.

*Universe Implodes*

Your non-existent wish is granted.

 

I wish for a computer from the year 3450.

(To be fair, the universe did implode...)

 

Granted, and it never even runs out of batteries because it runs off a fusion core, as an added bonus, but languages and formats have evolved so much by 3450 that you can't understand what any of the buttons do or what any of the instructions say.

 

I wish that I was a gravity defying bullet proof alien.

Granted, but instead you're a naked Alien!8D

 

I wish Homecoming came already!~

Granted, but you got a cold and missed it.

 

(Yes I'm a NEKO!) I wish for school to be harder.

Granted(Challenge Accepted,huh?),but it was soo hard that your brain exploded.

 

I wish for everyone!

Granted, but now it is so hard that no one makes it past the 6th grade.

 

I wish that anything I wrote was considered a masterpiece.

.....(I have no brain, give it back.)

I wish for my brain.

(everyone posted at the same time '-')

 

Granted,but the it ran away from you.

 

I wish for everyone! (again,nobody crushed it '-')

Granted, I will come to you

 

I wish that I was a six winged dark angel

Granted, but you cannot fly

 

I wish for........Cake.

Granted,but...Piece of Cake!

 

I wish for Amaterasu siggy!

Granted, but the sig is very pixelated.

 

I wish I could read any language as if it were english.

Granted,but them you forgot how to read and speak english.

 

I wish for KIRBY!

granted, but it ate you Dx

 

i wish for marching band to never end

Granted, so you even when you get tired and collapse, the band marches on and tramples you.

 

I wish that Versus XIII was canceled.

Granted, but now it comes out tommorow (holy SH*T)

 

I wish that I had billions of dollars.