You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but instead you got liver Ice-Cream instead!;D

 

I wish it wasn't so rainy today.

Granted. In the Mojave Desert.

 

I wish I had a coat with pockets that are bigger on the inside.

Granted, but the pockets are only slightly bigger.

 

I wish to become a Genie.

Granted, but you are stuck reliving The Arabian Nights forever.

 

I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Slenderman.

Granted but Cerberus eats it for his snack.

 

I wish I could defy NOMURALOGIC.

Granted, but Nomuralogic will still win.

 

I wish to see what the world will be like in 50 years.

Granted but then the world gets angry and throws you to the moon.

 

I wish I could see Roxas's happy ending.

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Granted, but you're going to have to wait a few years for that to happen.

 

I wish I had a ton of chocolate.

Granted, but the chocolate one big wad that weighs a ton.

 

I wish for something.

Something Old? Something New? Something Borrowed? Something Blue?

 

 

I wish I could understand every language.

Granted but you can never speak again.

 

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 would come out already.

Granted, but the game is Japan only.

 

I wish for a private jet.

Granted, but you crash onto a deserted island with no internet.

 

I wish I wash in the red lantern corps.

Granted but you wash up on Destiny Islands instead.

 

 

I wish I could BE A POKEMON MASTER~~!

Granted, but now tons of other Pokemon will try to kill you.

 

I wish for a time machine.

Granted but it's a broken telephone.

 

 

I wish Kingdom Hearts would stay on ONE console.

Granted, every KH game is now on the GBA.

 

I wish I had a magic picnic blanket that delicious food would appear on every time I laid it out.

Granted, it's only a small portion of food.

 

I wish I could go inside of my computer and walk around websites.

Granted, but you are susceptible to viruses.

 

I wish for a chocolate lava cake.

Granted, but your arms melt off.

I wish for my drawing to be done.

Granted, but it is only visible to you.

 

I wish I could write a book in 10 seconds.

Granted, but it's a book for first graders who are learning to read.

 

I wish that I really did have backwards luck.

Granted, you now have bad luck.

If you Sora to be real.

Granted, but Sora dies.

 

I wish for everyone to smile!

(I can't smile Sora died.)

 

Granted, but the Gummyship lands on top of you.

 

I wish Sora was alive.