Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.

 

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

 

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

 

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

 

John Mayer taught me to not trust every women.

 

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

 

Music taught me how to live.

Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.

I learned that there are no heros left in man.

I learned about my pancreas and being white and nerdy

I learned how to do the time warp.

Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.

 

Can we not go there again?

Lady Gaga taught me nobody will successful artist, as long as you distract people with rediculous outfits.

 

Ke$ha taught me you don't need to know how to sing or to dance to become a musical hit, you just need know how to operate autotune

 

Bruno Mars taught me that being tonedeaf doesn't matter as long as you have a strong message.

 

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through as long as you swear as much as possible.

 

John Mayer taught me to not trust every women (no you can't hehe)

 

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me no matter how young they are.

 

Music taught me how to live.

Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.

 

 

Fixed

I learned how to do the time warp.

 

Well it is just a jump to the left...

 

I've learned that love sucks, you can pick up almost any woman if you use weird slang, and that stalking people is... well, it's just fine.

 

AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-I-IGHT!

 

I've learned that love sucks,

 

Agreed.

ZUN taught me that making music while drunk is the best thing ever.