Posted October 10, 201114 yr This thread was inspired by Sora96. Post your favorite funny/inspirational/random quotes here I'll start: “Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me." - Audrey Hepburn *EDIT* Just one rule: if you can, post your source. Always fun to know where this stuff comes from.
October 10, 201114 yr Author "Frankly my dear i don't give a damn" - from gone with the wind (lol) I loooooove that movie :wub: "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." - Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers
October 11, 201114 yr Author Some people are like slinkies. They don't really serve a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. - Unknown
October 13, 201114 yr Author Striker: "Surely you can't be serious?!" Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." (Airplane!)
October 13, 201114 yr all your dreams can come true if you just have the courage to pursure thme -Walt Disney
October 17, 201114 yr Author Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt
October 17, 201114 yr "Do what I say, but do not do what I do" "Tell me with who you walk, and I'll tell you who it is" Don't know the author. Just heard it along my life ~~
October 18, 201114 yr Author We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change. - Katharine Hepburn
October 20, 201114 yr "JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF DONT CARE WHAT THE WORLD SAYS" - my bro made that up XDDD
October 20, 201114 yr "Everyone is going to hurt you, you just need to find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley "Imaginary evils are incurable." -Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach "'I can't' isn't a reason to give up, it's a reason to try try harder."-unknown "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."- Woody Allen "Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in changing others."-unknown "One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else."-unknown "Don't kill the dream-execute it."-unknown "You were born an original. Don't die a copy."-John Masons "Dream Big. Act Bigger."-unknown "You know when your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."-Dr. Seuss Yea I love this kind of stuff. I got more, but I figured this was enough lol.
October 20, 201114 yr "Pain is inevitable- suffering is optional." -Unknown "The only thing that doesn't change in life is the fact that life changes." -Unknown "You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistance." -Octavia Butler "A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket." -Charles Peguy "I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions." ~James Michener "In my dream, we were right in the middle of the invasion, and you had to stop to use the bathroom! We died because of your tiny bladder!" -Aang "I don't care who I have to fight… If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes, I'll curse him to death… Even if I'm torn to shreds… I will find a way to take Sasuke back!" -Naruto "Those who break the rules are scum. But those who leave their friends behind are worse than scum." -Kakashi And, my favorite- "Got it Memorized?"
October 23, 201113 yr "Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it."- Game of Thrones "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."-Game of Thrones
October 23, 201113 yr Author "Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9-11. Thank you for your time and good night." - Huey Freeman (the Boondocks)
October 24, 201113 yr "Don't Be An Idiot" - Dwight Schrute @ The Office http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVVsDIv98TA
This thread was inspired by Sora96.
Post your favorite funny/inspirational/random quotes here
I'll start:
“Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me." - Audrey Hepburn
*EDIT* Just one rule: if you can, post your source. Always fun to know where this stuff comes from.