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I guess I've been keeping this a secret, but the mods found out today. They were doing some IP Address checking and they came across mine and another member. They asked me if it was an another account, but I had to reveal it. And I might as well reveal it to you guys, since I don't want the mods to ban me or the other account.

 

In fact, it is my brother's account. And that brother, his name is SK3.

 

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Yes, I know. It's shocking. You're probably wondering "WTF I DID NOT NO DAT. U LYING?" Sadly I am not. We are related in blood. Why didn't I say anything, you may ask? Well....it's pretty complicated. I guess you can say none of you guys would believe me.

 

He is a little older than me. Mom wanted to have another kid and decided just after giving birth, she wanted to get pregnant. And here I am.

 

But I hate him. I hate SK3. He always there, existing. I am a ghost while he lives. I feel like he is the popular one at school, and I'm just that kid that nobody talks to. Then he goes on here after school and BE SO COOL WITH HIS TROLLING. And I sit here, while everyone ignores me. It doesn't bring joy :'[

 

Plus him and his firetrucking Legend of Zelda. HEY BRO, firetruck THAT SHIT, PAPER MARIO IS BETTER.

 

By the name, his name doesn't start with a J. That's his middle name. His name is actually Toby. And no, he's not a good boy like you think.

 

So there you have it. Toby, or SK3, is my brother. Sorry for not giving the heads up (especially the mods), but he's SO POPULAR it doesn't even really matter. Have fun with your trolling, you jerk!

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Paper Mario? Better than LoZ? ...Yeah, nah, you're a loser.

 

Okay.

Damn it I disowned you years ago, don't call me your brother. Don't hate because I'm too cool at school.

 

And Zelda shits on Paper Mario any day

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Damn it I disowned you years ago, don't call me your brother. Don't hate because I'm too cool at school.

 

And Zelda shits on Paper Mario any day

 

Yeah, you're so cool, you snore like a loud motherfiretrucker. Seriously, I'm about to get a Cheerio from the cabinet and just slide it down your throat so you sleep normally.

 

AND WTF? AT LEAST THERE'S A DAMN BUTTON WHERE I CAN JUMP. OH WAIT, LOZ, YOU JUST JUST RUN AND RUN.

SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

Yeah, you're so cool, you snore like a loud motherfiretrucker. Seriously, I'm about to get a Cheerio from the cabinet and just slide it down your throat so you sleep normally.

 

AND WTF? AT LEAST THERE'S A DAMN BUTTON WHERE I CAN JUMP. OH WAIT, LOZ, YOU JUST JUST RUN AND RUN.

 

I feel bad for you and I hate SK3.

I always knew it. Just like how I discovered I'm Itachi and Sasuke is my brother.

Damn Sasuke for killing me.

Like oh my gawd

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You rang?

 

Dad?!

 

Btw I wouldn't want to play a game where all you do is go inside pipes, that's kind of weird.

Deathskull, quit your firetrucking bitching. You were born into a family with a shitty brother, in your opinion. No need to try to get sympathy and get people on your side for this. If you don't like him, ignore him. You won't have to talk to him when you move out of the house.

SK3, I don't know anything about your family, but the way you're acting, I'm assuming you're the older brother with no one else other than you. Like I said before, don't talk to your brother. It's clear he does not like you, and you do not like him. Also, you're his brother. Not his parent. You cannot disown a sibling.

Then again, I have no knowledge on this topic, so I am just speaking form a whim.

Personally, I am the little brother in my family, and the relationship we have seems similar to this situation.

Seriously, though. You just went to a site about a video game to rant about your brother. Get a blog, or some shit.

Deathskull, quit your firetrucking bitching. You were born into a family with a shitty brother, in your opinion. No need to try to get sympathy and get people on your side for this. If you don't like him, ignore him. You won't have to talk to him when you move out of the house.

SK3, I don't know anything about your family, but the way you're acting, I'm assuming you're the older brother with no one else other than you. Like I said before, don't talk to your brother. It's clear he does not like you, and you do not like him. Also, you're his brother. Not his parent. You cannot disown a sibling.

Then again, I have no knowledge on this topic, so I am just speaking form a whim.

Personally, I am the little brother in my family, and the relationship we have seems similar to this situation.

Seriously, though. You just went to a site about a video game to rant about your brother. Get a blog, or some shit.

 

You sound mad.

Dad?!

 

Btw I wouldn't want to play a game where all you do is go inside pipes, that's kind of weird.

 

It's ok my child, now that we are finally reunited after I faked my death for no reason at all I can show you how to play the game. It's not that weird actually.

Deathskull, quit your firetrucking bitching. You were born into a family with a shitty brother, in your opinion. No need to try to get sympathy and get people on your side for this. If you don't like him, ignore him. You won't have to talk to him when you move out of the house.

SK3, I don't know anything about your family, but the way you're acting, I'm assuming you're the older brother with no one else other than you. Like I said before, don't talk to your brother. It's clear he does not like you, and you do not like him. Also, you're his brother. Not his parent. You cannot disown a sibling.

Then again, I have no knowledge on this topic, so I am just speaking form a whim.

Personally, I am the little brother in my family, and the relationship we have seems similar to this situation.

Seriously, though. You just went to a site about a video game to rant about your brother. Get a blog, or some shit.

 

Most important rule of random forum ( Yes believe it or not we actually have rules ) : NEVER take random forum seriously

You sound mad.

 

I'm not really mad, it's just a year and some time ago when I joined this site it wasn't full of this asshatery.

I remember when we used to actually talk about Kingdom Hearts and not about our pathetic lives.

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Dad?!

 

Btw I wouldn't want to play a game where all you do is go inside pipes, that's kind of weird.

 

No you moron, that's our second uncle. How could you forget Dad!?! Oh don't tell me you were going in the closet with....OMG, and I sleep close to you?

 

You're one to talk. SURE, I like to play as a little boy in very small green shorts. I think plumber clothing is better than having a skirt there, Toby.

I'm not really mad, it's just a year and some time ago when I joined this site it wasn't full of this asshatery.

I remember when we used to actually talk about Kingdom Hearts and not about our pathetic lives.

 

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It's ok my child, now that we are finally reunited after I faked my death for no reason at all I can show you how to play the game. It's not that weird actually.

 

But Mom said you died in a car wreck in Las Vegas!

 

No you moron, that's our second uncle. How could you forget Dad!?! Oh don't tell me you were going in the closet with....OMG, and I sleep close to you?

 

You're one to talk. SURE, I like to play as a little boy in very small green shorts. I think plumber clothing is better than having a skirt there, Toby.

 

I don't even remember Dad's face. And yeah a little Italian pedophile in overalls in much better.

Deathskull, quit your firetrucking bitching. You were born into a family with a shitty brother, in your opinion. No need to try to get sympathy and get people on your side for this. If you don't like him, ignore him. You won't have to talk to him when you move out of the house.

SK3, I don't know anything about your family, but the way you're acting, I'm assuming you're the older brother with no one else other than you. Like I said before, don't talk to your brother. It's clear he does not like you, and you do not like him. Also, you're his brother. Not his parent. You cannot disown a sibling.

Then again, I have no knowledge on this topic, so I am just speaking form a whim.

Personally, I am the little brother in my family, and the relationship we have seems similar to this situation.

Seriously, though. You just went to a site about a video game to rant about your brother. Get a blog, or some shit.

 

 

KH13 Random is serious business people.

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Dude, did you eat all the pizza? I looked in the fridge and all three pieces are gone. Seriously?

But Mom said you died in a car wreck in Las Vegas!

 

 

 

That was my brother Fredfredbug5! I actually just passed out on the roulette table and didn't give a damn enough to go back home so I just switched the names in the obituary.

Dude, did you eat all the pizza? I looked in the fridge and all three pieces are gone. Seriously?

 

U mad bro? And I gulped down your Sunkist too.

 

AND WHY DAD? WHY???!!!11

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U mad bro? And I gulped down your Sunkist too.

 

AND WHY DAD? WHY???!!!11

 

firetruck yeah I'm mad. I had one piece last night and your fatass gobbled it up

 

AND WHY DAD? WHY???!!!11

 

You two aren't man enough to be my sons. I wrestled my first bear and WON when I was 3 years old. Have you wrestled a bear yet?

firetruck yeah I'm mad. I had one piece last night and your fatass gobbled it up

 

Oh well, too bad, sucks for you.

 

You two aren't man enough to be my sons. I wrestled my first bear and WON when I was 3 years old. Have you wrestled a bear yet?

 

But I killed Gaddafi! That's manly right?

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