Above this text is the great Random Assembly hall. This is where random-goers of the world over gather to discuss very serious and sophisticated topics such as, who is the most kawaii? Or even possibly what is your favorite method of growing alfalfa. This is now the thread representing all of the extremely serious and 100% true events of Random.
Admin/Mod election 2011
With November fast approaching, voters are getting ready to go to the polls and elect a new KH13 Admin. This is very serious event and recent election threads have been home to heated debates. This year's candidates have been favored, shockingly, for their lack of experience and probability of abusing the crap out of their power. Many candidates are taking this very seriously and are looking forward to the day they will finally lead.
It appears that the only two serious candidates for Admin election are Fredfredbug4 and Sora96. Fredfredbug4 being a member of the TCE (Troll Conglomerate of Enterprises) party and Sora96 being member of the AFL (Australia Fetishist League). This is not to be confused with the Australian Football League a popular and rather...homoerotic sport in Australia.
There is also a Moderator election coming up on the same day of the Admin elections. Many people seem to be running for Moderator this year such as SK3, Sora96 (I don't think it's constitutional to be running for both positions but whatever), Deathskull 3000 and a bunch of crappy write in candidates.
SCANDAL! David and Aaron, a loving couple?
The papparazi has spotted David and Aaron going out for lunch today on a hot sunny afternoon. Two childhood friends, going out for lunch? Yep I'm pretty sure that means they are gay for each other! We recently went around the KH13 meme district of random and spotted the two again, WORKING ON A WEBSITE TOGETHER! How perverse! By jove this is quite possibly the most scandalous event to ever occur since the Great Brony Revolution.
We interviewed a bystander on the matter.
UN: So what do you think about this affair?
Person: What?
UN: You know the scandal!
Person: DC and Aaron?
UN: Yep
Person: You do realize this isn't anything new right?
UN: I'm sorry, but KH13 UN is on top of all things new and recent in the great land of Random.
Person: This joke has been going on for years now.
UN: A JOKE? Sonny do you think this a joke! Random is SERIOUS MOTHER firetruckING BUSINESS
Person: That's it! This isn't even funny anymore I'm leaving.
UN: YEAH THATS RIGHT! RUN FROM THE TRUTH! COMMUNIST!
The Poll Plague: Is it gone for good?
Just a few pages ago the poll Plague ravaged through the the great halls of random. Nobody was safe from it, nearly half of random felt compelled for some reason to create a poll about themselves and everyone responded or at least voted in a poll. Whilst the poll plague is perfectly fair in "Poll of the Day" It is quite alarming to see these polls come this far down south. The hordes seem to have returned back to their natural habitat and only fledgling polls remain, but is it alright to call the all-clear?
Random Geographic has sent some expeditions up north to study their natural habitats. Polls can be very threatening and use vortex's that suck up all your freetime into answering the questions. AND YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY THEM.
After expedition members returned they had a vacant stare and would constantly mumble questions and answers such as "How much toothpaste do you use on a daily basis?" or "Yes, as a matter a fact I do like pizza". After a reporter got close to a man from the expedition, the man turned around and bit the reporter. The reporter is said to be in the hospital and seems to only being saying "yes" and no"
The infectious nature of the plague seems to be very powerful. Scientist conclude that it won't be long till a poll outbreak occurs again and when it does, we better be ready for it.
Welcome to KH13: Random
Above this text is the great Random Assembly hall. This is where random-goers of the world over gather to discuss very serious and sophisticated topics such as, who is the most kawaii? Or even possibly what is your favorite method of growing alfalfa. This is now the thread representing all of the extremely serious and 100% true events of Random.
Admin/Mod election 2011
With November fast approaching, voters are getting ready to go to the polls and elect a new KH13 Admin. This is very serious event and recent election threads have been home to heated debates. This year's candidates have been favored, shockingly, for their lack of experience and probability of abusing the crap out of their power. Many candidates are taking this very seriously and are looking forward to the day they will finally lead.
It appears that the only two serious candidates for Admin election are Fredfredbug4 and Sora96. Fredfredbug4 being a member of the TCE (Troll Conglomerate of Enterprises) party and Sora96 being member of the AFL (Australia Fetishist League). This is not to be confused with the Australian Football League a popular and rather...homoerotic sport in Australia.
There is also a Moderator election coming up on the same day of the Admin elections. Many people seem to be running for Moderator this year such as SK3, Sora96 (I don't think it's constitutional to be running for both positions but whatever), Deathskull 3000 and a bunch of crappy write in candidates.
SCANDAL! David and Aaron, a loving couple?
The papparazi has spotted David and Aaron going out for lunch today on a hot sunny afternoon. Two childhood friends, going out for lunch? Yep I'm pretty sure that means they are gay for each other! We recently went around the KH13 meme district of random and spotted the two again, WORKING ON A WEBSITE TOGETHER! How perverse! By jove this is quite possibly the most scandalous event to ever occur since the Great Brony Revolution.
We interviewed a bystander on the matter.
UN: So what do you think about this affair?
Person: What?
UN: You know the scandal!
Person: DC and Aaron?
UN: Yep
Person: You do realize this isn't anything new right?
UN: I'm sorry, but KH13 UN is on top of all things new and recent in the great land of Random.
Person: This joke has been going on for years now.
UN: A JOKE? Sonny do you think this a joke! Random is SERIOUS MOTHER firetruckING BUSINESS
Person: That's it! This isn't even funny anymore I'm leaving.
UN: YEAH THATS RIGHT! RUN FROM THE TRUTH! COMMUNIST!
The Poll Plague: Is it gone for good?
Just a few pages ago the poll Plague ravaged through the the great halls of random. Nobody was safe from it, nearly half of random felt compelled for some reason to create a poll about themselves and everyone responded or at least voted in a poll. Whilst the poll plague is perfectly fair in "Poll of the Day" It is quite alarming to see these polls come this far down south. The hordes seem to have returned back to their natural habitat and only fledgling polls remain, but is it alright to call the all-clear?
Random Geographic has sent some expeditions up north to study their natural habitats. Polls can be very threatening and use vortex's that suck up all your freetime into answering the questions. AND YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY THEM.
After expedition members returned they had a vacant stare and would constantly mumble questions and answers such as "How much toothpaste do you use on a daily basis?" or "Yes, as a matter a fact I do like pizza". After a reporter got close to a man from the expedition, the man turned around and bit the reporter. The reporter is said to be in the hospital and seems to only being saying "yes" and no"
The infectious nature of the plague seems to be very powerful. Scientist conclude that it won't be long till a poll outbreak occurs again and when it does, we better be ready for it.