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reltuc1234's joke of the day

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Here I will post a new joke every week.

Make any comments you feel neccesary.

I will have a list of every previous joke as well.

 

Week 1: Wednesday 20th August

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

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    • Azeroth
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      Hey Jesse, Nathan, DChiuch   You guys are very good at surfing...(pause)... the net. Azeroth just pwned all three of you in one epic post.

    • Nathan
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      should be joke of the day

    • DChiuch
      DChiuch

      Keep up the epicness, Sai. And Jesse, make this a daily thing?

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    Thursday 4th August

    What do you call an annoying window?

    A pane.

     

    Previous jokes

    -Wendesday 3rd September

    A blonde: I just spent five hours in a revloving door until someone told me that there was no door knob.

    -Tuseday 2nd September

    One eskimo: What ya doin?

    Other eskimo: Just chillin'

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    Friday 5th August

    What's the warmest place in the jungle?

    Under a gorilla.

     

    Previous jokes

    -Thursday 4th August

    What do you call an annoying window?

    A pane.

    -Wendesday 3rd September

    A blonde: I just spent five hours in a revloving door until someone told me that there was no door knob.

    -Tuseday 2nd September

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    ................................................................

     

    Hello Jesse.

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    Saturday 6th August

    One guy: That girls has beautiful dark hair all the way down her back.

    Other guy: Too bad it's not on her head.

     

    Previous jokes

    -Friday 5th August

    What's the warmest place in the jungle?

    Under a gorilla.

    -Thursday 4th August

    What do you call an annoying window?

    A pane.

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    Sunday 7th August

    Why do tall people have importrant jobs?

    Because they are high in life.

     

    Previous jokes

    -One guy: That girls has beautiful dark hair all the way down her back.

    Other guy: Too bad it's not on her head.

    -Friday 5th August

    What's the warmest place in the jungle?

    Under a gorilla.

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    Hair joke was alright. Tall people joke was just stupid, lol. And stop editing my posts.

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    Monday 8th August

    A blonde walked into a bar.

    It must have hurt!

     

    Previous jokes

    -Sunday 7th August

    Why do tall people have importrant jobs?

    Because they are high in life.

    -One guy: That girls has beautiful dark hair all the way down her back.

    Other guy: Too bad it's not on her head.

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    Tuesday 9th August

    A teacher to her class: What were you before you came here? (Thinking they would say babies)

    The class: Happy

     

    Previous jokes

    -Monday 8th August

    A blonde walked into a bar.

    It must have hurt!

    -Sunday 7th August

    Why do tall people have importrant jobs?

    Because they are high in life.

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    • 2 weeks later...

    wow this is pretty funny...

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    If every user posts on this thread fo me to start jokes again, then I will.

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    If every user posts on this thread fo me to start jokes again, then I will.

     

    Sounds good, do we have a deal? If every user posts "Start doing jokes again.", then will you post one joke per day?
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    Yes but not if there becomes an account called "every user" though

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    WTF??????????

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    WTF??????????

     

    HAHAHAHA thats the best joke you've ever told

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    • 11 months later...

    -shot for bringing up old threads-

    Hey, what ever happened to this "Joke of the Day" thing???

    xD

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    .. what ever happened to reltuc? O_o

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    KEEP THE JOKES COMING! D':

     

     

    DONT STOP!BELEEIVING!DONT STOP!

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    -shot for bringing up old threads-

    Hey, what ever happened to this "Joke of the Day" thing???

    xD

     

    maybe the dude ran out of jokes? lol

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    I want Reltuc back! ;O

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    Its been like a year since this thread was made : /

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    Hmm, we should've done some kind of announcement after the site's one year of being online.

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    tsk tsk daniel.

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    • 4 weeks later...
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    My jokes are back but they will now be joke of the week, so I can keep them coming at a constant rate and not fail like last year :)

    Here's this week's joke:

     

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

     

    To show his girlfriend he had guts.

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