So I've heard there are Drive troughs for making prayers in some churches. I wonder how that goes...

 

"-Hello sir, what would you order?

-Hum, I would like a... burger with soda.

-That will be an "Our Father" and a "Hail Mary". Would you like fries with that?

-Amen."

In my church, talking about God will send you to hell. Yet they say God every second. Oh churches you funny. :'D

Costumer: Um, hello I would like a X-burger with fries

Priest: Gabriel, prepare a Messiahs with Holy spirit.

Priest: Here's your Messiahs with Holy spirits. May God bless you.

Costumer:Amen

Lol I would go to one of those just to see the menu.

I was gonna say a joke, but then I took a bible to the knee. God I suck at this.

I was gonna say a joke, but then I took a bible to the knee. God I suck at this.

 

"STOP USING MY NAME IN VAIN, GODDAMMIT!"

 

-God

"STOP USING MY NAME IN VAIN, GODDAMMIT!"

 

-God

 

JESUS CHRIST, DAD! LOWER YOUR VOICE!

 

-Jesus

JESUS CHRIST, DAD! LOWER YOUR VOICE!

 

-Jesus

 

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I DO WHAT I WANT, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT? JESUS CHRIST!"

 

-God

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I DO WHAT I WANT, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT? JESUS CHRIST!"

 

-God

 

What the devil?-

 

-Satan

What the devil?-

 

-Satan

 

"AURFBARKHAURRRWOOFRAURGH"

 

-Cerberus

"AURFBARKHAURRRWOOFRAURGH"

 

-Cerberus

 

I killed Osama.

 

-Obama

 

I killed Osama.

 

-Obama

 

*has nothing to say....

 

"THE SPAM IS OOONNNNN!"

"YOU'RE NOT READY YET!"

"YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!"

 

-You

*has nothing to say....

 

"THE SPAM IS OOONNNNN!"

"YOU'RE NOT READY YET!"

"YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!"

 

-You

 

*Pulls out Rosary, Holy Water, Cross, and Bible*

IT'S ON BROTHA!

*Pulls out Rosary, Holy Water, Cross, and Bible*

IT'S ON BROTHA!

 

YOU'RE NOT READY YET!

PROBLEM?

YOU'RE NOT READY YET!

PROBLEM?

 

Looks like we got a badass over here.

 

Looks like we got a badass over here.

 

*Pulls out Rosary, Holy Water, Cross, and Bible*

IT'S ON BROTHA!

 

Oh, oh fight !

 

*hides*

Churches+america=drive throughs.....why didnt i see this coming??

Huh, a thread gets turned into a Roleplaying thread.

 

firetruck this.