because everyone knows that's what we are

totally we're so corrupt thats why we ban everyone the second they double post or are rude to us privately or publicly

we're so abusive ivan

thats lame

i'm going to ban you venny

//ban for 837428037401823 years

bitch please you cant ban my ass

bitch yes i can i just dont because you kiss my ass

because ass kissers dont totally annoy the shit out of me

oh firetruck

everyone will love and tolerate the shit out of us

 

or they'll face the ban hammer

 

because you know we totally do that

totally

if we dont like someone we ban them

because we totally dont just ban the bots

because we're evil

 

also we're 'postal'

yep

totally

legit

we also make rules off the top of our heads

 

because we don't care about the forum

 

we're just in this for ourselves

 

because we're just a bunch of selfish douche bags

yeah and we're totally scared that other members want to take our jobs

shaking in our boots

 

we're so sexy ivan

we have to be sexy, because that's the only way you become a mod

 

by being sexy and seducing danne

 

not by how much of a good member you are

mhmmm

also rainbow parties

lots of rainbow parties

Can't let you do that Mods! You evil sadistic banning has gone on long enough. We as the members will revolt and never obey your commands!

NO TOM DONT POST HERE

OFF WITH YOUR HEADS

BAN HAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAH

WE'RE SO CORRUPTED SOMETIMES WE EVEN BAN OURSELVES OR WAS THAT JUST ME