April 23, 201213 yr Life is like a box of chocolates. You'll never know what you're going to get. And if you're allergic to chocolate, well then you know that you'll get hives. Edited April 23, 201213 yr by XIIISwords
April 23, 201213 yr Author Life is like a box of chocolates. And if you're allergic to chocolate, then I guess your life must really suck. So.. un funny
April 23, 201213 yr My joke was like Obama; it sounded good at the time... if its any consolation, i thought this joke was better. lol
April 23, 201213 yr Life is like a box of chocolates. You'll never know what you're going to get.Your life however is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!!
April 23, 201213 yr Life is like a box of chocolates. You'll never know what you're going to get. And if you're allergic to chocolate, well then you know that you'll get hives. Mama always said they was my magic shoes. Mama said they could take me anywhere. 'Course...mama did used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard...
April 23, 201213 yr Oh, I get it. Sometimes you use your friends, when you run out of bras... Edited April 23, 201213 yr by Sky Heart