- what if santa claus, is good guy greg in a red suit?

 

- what if life is dream, and death is to wake up?

 

- what if i'm god, and the world is firetrucked up because im not doing my job?

 

- what if americans are albino africans?

 

- what if my hair is an alien?

Well about the thing where life is a dream, thing is pretty much true. See, in this life, you are actually still in your mothers womb, and this is you dreaming as an unborn fetus, and death is birth to your actuall life. I do not know if in this new life you will remember this one, but what you do in this life will determine who you are in the next.

Should've ended that post with '/shot'.

You're god? Now back to your job D :<

 

- what if santa claus, is good guy greg in a red suit? Then my friend must have snuck shrooms in my drink again.

 

- what if life is dream, and death is to wake up? Then all the people committing suicide have a reason to justify their actions.

 

- what if i'm god, and the world is firetrucked up because im not doing my job? We're doing fine on our own, so you just keep taking your break.

 

- what if americans are albino africans? Then racism would be pointless.

 

- what if my hair is an alien? Good for your hair.

What if you never asked thees questions?