WHY DOES EVERYONE I PUNCH TRY TO STALK ME?!
Your move...

Edited June 2, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

SCREW DOORS LAD, FOLLOW ME!

Piccolo:  Krillin.  Senzu bean.

 

Krillin:  Senzu bean?

 

Piccolo:  Senzu bean.

 

Krillin:  SENZU BEAN!!

DID SHE BRING ME!?

Piccolo: Wind Scar!

 

Nail: Spirit Gun!

 

Piccolo: Bankai!

 

Nail: Rasegan!

 

Piccolo: Gum Gum Pistol.

 

Nail: ... That sounds dirty.

You mean to say you go island to island spaying and nootering cats?

 

It's good for them!

"I'M COVERED IN URINE!"

"Your own urine?"

......

"......yes"

Cat loves food, aw yeah yeah yeah... Cat loves food, aw yeah yeah yeah...

" I'll improvise."

" That's a stick."

" I'll improvise."

" That's a stick."

(That's... not an abridged quote, that's from KH...)

 

Oh no, I think there's some dust in my eyes. It would be reaaaally bad for me if someone were to attack me right now. I hope that no one tries attacking me...

(That's... not an abridged quote, that's from KH...)

 

Oh no, I think there's some dust in my eyes. It would be reaaaally bad for me if someone were to attack me right now. I hope that no one tries attacking me...

( da fugq's an abridged quote then? )

If I ever had a nice, ceasy day, I'd probably freak out.

( da fugq's an abridged quote then? )

If I ever had a nice, ceasy day, I'd probably freak out.

(An abridged quote is a quote from an Abridged Parody series, like TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged, or LittleKuriboh's YuGiOh Abridged.)

(An abridged quote is a quote from an Abridged Parody series, like TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged, or LittleKuriboh's YuGiOh Abridged.)

( leaves due to confusion )

There was a reckoning... in my pants...

Hey, you kids want to be on fire?

I AM RUBBER, YOU ARE FAT, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HAT!

I have this recurring dream... I'm eating a box of Cracker Jacks, and the boy on the front is the prize in the box. I wake myself up and have to piss myself back to sleep.

"I wonder whats in hell? Probably spiders. And Spikes. Or spiky spiders. SPIKERS."

 

"SANTA CLAUS LOVER!" "I told you i dont even celebrate christma-OH MY GOD!"

 

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" "What th- FU.UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!" "Did i just smash the crampus?"

 

"That bird EXPLODED!"

 

"My name's Nami-OH FUC.K, MY F.UCKING LEG! **** **** ****! Its F***ING SPRAINED, ITLL BE F***ING BROKEN TOMORROW!"

 

"Can you see down my shirt? How about now?"

 

"Wow, i think i felt myself die a little inside! We're not married are we?"

"Fellow citizens of Britannia! I give you, The Pussycat Dolls."

Son, there's a guy running around who sounds like Shaun Connery and I look like a Bond villain... SNIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

Were you wearing the purple suit?

"Why am I on this crew again?"

"Look, I have a rubber penis."

"Ahhh...."

Go the four! Take your base! That was in terrible taste!

Krillin: Are you alright Vegeta?

 

Vegeta: Eat a dick!

 

Krillin: Okay, he's fine then

 

 

Vegeta: *slurred from pain* Did somebody get the number of that bitch?

 

18: 18.

 

Vegeta: Thank you...

 

 

17: Aw yeah, a truck-- *Vegeta blows up truck* ... Aw... Dick!

 

 

Vegeta: So Android, you done running?

 

18: I don't know. Is your mouth?

 

Vegeta: Well, aren't you f**king clever?

Krillin: Are you alright Vegeta?

 

Vegeta: Eat a dick!

 

Krillin: Okay, he's fine then

 

 

Vegeta: *slurred from pain* Did somebody get the number of that bitch?

 

18: 18.

 

Vegeta: Thank you...

 

 

17: Aw yeah, a truck-- *Vegeta blows up truck* ... Aw... Dick!

 

 

Vegeta: So Android, you done running?

 

18: I don't know. Is your mouth?

 

Vegeta: Well, aren't you f**king clever?

17: I want a truck.

 

16: Will this assist us in killing Son Goku?

 

17: I guess we could hit him with it or something...

 

16: I too want a truck.

 

 

17: He likes birds now.

Trunks:  No dad, stop!

 

Vegeta:  Are we really doing this again?

 

Trunks:  I wish you'd understand.  There's no way we can fight them without Goku!

 

Vegeta:  And I wish you would understand who you're talking to!  I am Vegeta!  Why would I ever need that gibbering fools' help?

 

Trunks:  Because you're not as strong as ..... *gets punched in the stomach, Vegeta flies off*

 

 

 

Krillin:  You pushed the Goku button.  You shouldn't have did that.