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Metro.co.uk's shallow review

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The game would be much more interesting if all the characters died as the game went on. Each death more gruesome than the last. Such as the Justin bieber lookalike main character getting disarmed by Scrooge McDuck and getting his bowls split allover the floor by his own trusty keyblade.

 

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/tech/games/905488-kingdom-hearts-3d-dream-drop-distance-review-oh-mickey#ixzz20yP5nc2O"

 

the comments say enough of the site +.+

That guy has OBVIOUSLY not played Kingdom Hearts, same with 99% of the people who commented.

well, there was one person that said he was gonna stick with getting it buuutt..

Yeah. Just plain he hasnt played the game, probably not any of the series, and is trying to stop people from buying what can be a AWESOME game.

That reviewer is such a fail. It's kinda obvious they're just hating on it.

 

'someone has eaten one packet of Skittles too many and upchucked on a bunch of woodland creatures.'

 

I had to lol at that though, I gotta admit.

 

K. Just saw the 4/10. What a douche.

 

... 'The game would be much more interesting if all the characters died as the game went on. Each death more gruesome than the last. Such as the Justin bieber lookalike main character getting disarmed by Scrooge McDuck and getting his bowls split allover the floor by his own trusty keyblade.'

 

1. Justin Bieber lookalike? As if.

2. This person's mind is distorted. If I saw ANY of my favourite (or just... ANY) KH characters killed like that I'd probably have some form of riot against Nomura.

 

If anyone actually takes this review to heart, I feel sorry for them. xD Especially if someone doesn't get the game just 'cause of that.

Edited by Xalaru

Well everybody has their own opinion I know but...4/10????

Isn't that going a little overboard??

Beat's voice actor is awesome TT^TT He was Jet is Avatar: The Last Airbender!

Gaiz its only a review which is basicly just someones opinion .Its their right to have one whether you agree or not . At the end of the day it means nothing anyways since everyone has an opinion and not everyone will agree.

Well everybody has their own opinion I know but...4/10????

Isn't that going a little overboard??

 

no

Um, as someone from the UK, I can assure you that getting a bad review from the Metro is as consequential as getting hit on the head by a falling leaf...

Don't worry guys, he just gave it a bad review for attention.

Um, as someone from the UK, I can assure you that getting a bad review from the Metro is as consequential as getting hit on the head by a falling leaf...

Don't worry guys, he just gave it a bad review for attention.

 

I suppose it worked lol
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Yeah I'm sure we will see a few more of these pointless idiotic reviews in the future.

I'm not worried, I can't wait!

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