Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

Gumi sustains fictitiously 

i hid a can of tomato sauce in your pillowcase

edward actually drank milk

That's some dank cookie milk!

 you are very young to be on this site if you're still a baby OWO

the kingdom Hearts has the greatest Heavy Metal Music ever.

this is epic toothpaste

Blow up stuff behind me! 'Cause flames in the background look cool.

carpe Diem

Mc Donald's is watching you....

i found the true pikachu: 

I shaved your dog and made a pillow out of its fur

edward is walking naked on the streets. get him

Goo ge gaga!

Itachi makes balloon animals

I will marry a cookie!

not if i murder it first

I beat silver while eating an elephant

DONT 

 

ummm

 

 

eryugf getrt yamai

this is not my cat. who ate my cat?! tell me now!

A cookie!

where did you hide the candle

i'm holding him captive

I will trade you my lungs for the candle

NON GIVE ME UR AUTOMAIL