August 29, 201213 yr Ah, the wiles of teenage life. Cherish the flame-throwing, cue stick-wielding days, young ones. It all ends too quickly.
August 29, 201213 yr And then the parents wonder what the flamethrower, pool cue, and goggles are doing out. Then they notice the footprints on the table.
August 30, 201213 yr Where are the secret underground tunnels that you use to sneak your friends out?
August 30, 201213 yr Author Where are the secret underground tunnels that you use to sneak your friends out? They're secret. I won't risk the secret of the tunnels being compromised.