That's right, this thread is gonna be a little different. Instead of making jokes about KH characters....we're gonna go through an entire game!
This is how it'll work: Like going through appearances with characters, we're gonna list our bullet points based on elements of 2002's KH1, the start of a beautiful walk down a magical road we call the Kingdom Hearts Wet Dr--I MEAN, uh, Franchise...heh......these'll be things like the FMVS, the cutscenes, the gameplay, the enemies, and stuff like that. Simple, right? And FYI....since this is the first game, and regardless of whether you picked this up at age 6 or 16, the stuff that makes up Kingdom Hearts 1 was fairly new to us all, so let's keep things at a rate where we won't spoil games introduced in the games that follow (i.e. Even though Riku was being a body-bitch to Ansemand all that, I can't say "here marks a road to total emoness....because that'd spoil Days.)
So, here we go. Anything I list can be used and anything not listed can be added by you (i.e. a specific cut-scene or event)
[This is me at age 8, BTW...]
Opening FMV: Uh.....alright, that happened.
Awakening Stage: Ooh, what happens if I jump off the--hey, I didn't fall. Oh well.
VS Darkside: Holy crud, this guy is scary! And ugly! And....is his hand pooping out more of those black ant things? 0-0 Oh well. LEEEEROY JENKINS!
Meeting Wakka, Tidus, and Selphie: I have no idea who these three jerk-offs are....but they seem unimportant.
Riku Extends His Hand And Ditches Me: You jerk. :angry:
Pluto Finds Me: Ah! Dog slobber. Hey, where you going? (doesn't see for rest of game) Well, you're important to the plot... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png
Exploring Traverse Town: I'm jumping off this mutha firetrucking buildiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.....and I didn't break my ankles. I hear by dub this KH LOGIC.
Sora's Creepy Ass Smile: 0-0....dude. Please stop.
Meeting Queen Of Hearts: :mellow:... You're a mean, mean, lady.... :angry:
Exploring Wonderland: It's even crazier than the movie! D:
VS Cloud: Oh.....fudge.
VS Cerberus: AH! Nice doggie! Nice doggie (runs around like my ass is on fire, dodging the Darkness pillars.)
All Of Deep Jungle: Love it!
The Beginning Of Agrabah: Hey, It's an Aladdin world and--what, Mom? I gotta take it back?! Biscuits! (I didn't really say biscuits, I just wanted to add something an 8 year old would say...)
Well, this is all I can tell you....yeah, I know, I didn't finish the bloody game! You think I'm happy with that? No. Frickin rentals. If I had a PS2 again....actually, screw it. HURRY UP WITH THE DAMN HD COLLECTION!
Well, I should stop spouting nonsense, now. Leave your feedback below.
"Wait....this isn't about a character....it's about an entire game!" http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png
That's right, this thread is gonna be a little different. Instead of making jokes about KH characters....we're gonna go through an entire game!
This is how it'll work: Like going through appearances with characters, we're gonna list our bullet points based on elements of 2002's KH1, the start of a beautiful walk down a magical road we call the Kingdom Hearts Wet Dr--I MEAN, uh, Franchise...heh......these'll be things like the FMVS, the cutscenes, the gameplay, the enemies, and stuff like that. Simple, right? And FYI....since this is the first game, and regardless of whether you picked this up at age 6 or 16, the stuff that makes up Kingdom Hearts 1 was fairly new to us all, so let's keep things at a rate where we won't spoil games introduced in the games that follow (i.e. Even though Riku was being a body-bitch to Ansemand all that, I can't say "here marks a road to total emoness....because that'd spoil Days.)
So, here we go. Anything I list can be used and anything not listed can be added by you (i.e. a specific cut-scene or event)
[This is me at age 8, BTW...]
- Opening FMV: Uh.....alright, that happened.
- Awakening Stage: Ooh, what happens if I jump off the--hey, I didn't fall. Oh well.
- VS Darkside: Holy crud, this guy is scary! And ugly! And....is his hand pooping out more of those black ant things? 0-0 Oh well. LEEEEROY JENKINS!
- Meeting Wakka, Tidus, and Selphie: I have no idea who these three jerk-offs are....but they seem unimportant.
- Racing Riku: I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna (FALL)....fail. I am going to fail. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png
- Heartless Invade Destiny Islands: Hey, hey....why aren't these guys dying?! (10 minutes later) Screw it! I'm running!
- Riku Extends His Hand And Ditches Me: You jerk. :angry:
- Pluto Finds Me: Ah! Dog slobber. Hey, where you going? (doesn't see for rest of game) Well, you're important to the plot... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png
- Exploring Traverse Town: I'm jumping off this mutha firetrucking buildiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.....and I didn't break my ankles. I hear by dub this KH LOGIC.
- Sora's Creepy Ass Smile: 0-0....dude. Please stop.
- Meeting Queen Of Hearts: :mellow:... You're a mean, mean, lady.... :angry:
- Exploring Wonderland: It's even crazier than the movie! D:
- VS Cloud: Oh.....fudge.
- VS Cerberus: AH! Nice doggie! Nice doggie (runs around like my ass is on fire, dodging the Darkness pillars.)
- All Of Deep Jungle:
Love it!
- The Beginning Of Agrabah: Hey, It's an Aladdin world
and--what, Mom? I gotta take it back?! Biscuits! (I didn't really say biscuits, I just wanted to add something an 8 year old would say...)
Well, this is all I can tell you....yeah, I know, I didn't finish the bloody game! You think I'm happy with that? No. Frickin rentals. If I had a PS2 again....actually, screw it. HURRY UP WITH THE DAMN HD COLLECTION!Well, I should stop spouting nonsense, now. Leave your feedback below.
Edited by Firaga96