xeeon stops eeting is creem

 

akz roksus 2 get moar is creem

 

he dus

 

xeeon taeks deep bref

 

*HUUUUUUH*

 

nd saiz

 

roksus, i am try 2 kill u! will u stey mai is creem buddy?

 

and he sez

 

"NO"

 

he hitz her wif hiz keibled

 

and she hez low blud sugur

 

and she FOILS

 

roksas looks

 

SHE...

 

DED!

 

he crai

 

" i sed i no b ur is creem budy...

 

cuz i wantd b ur FREND"

 

HE SCREEMS!

 

nd thrws is creem @ klok twer

 

a bootiful wyfinder wuz insyd

 

**LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM**

Edited September 20, 201213 yr by Jim

I DEMAND MOAR STORIES.

 

 

be pachent fur da storiz

gud litatur taiks a lon tiem

I DEMAND MOAR STORIES.

 

 

pls b pashunt, i iz haz cold rite nao. i promiis u wiel get moar stori

pls b pashunt, i iz haz cold rite nao. i promiis u wiel get moar stori

 

;A; no sickies, onry wellness. -takes jim to a pokecenter-

 

 

;A; no sickies, onry wellness. -takes jim to a pokecenter-

 

aw tank u, it halp

Da storees. De has stoped. I knead moar!

 

mani attaks n thundur surjes l8r,

 

 

Ha ha ha, nice!

whar r da storiz.

 

jim sad he wuz gona mak moar.

 

nu. mak moar storiz. mak krbeh crai.

 

i halp jim mak storiz if jim needz halp

whar r da storiz.

 

jim sad he wuz gona mak moar.

 

nu. mak moar storiz. mak krbeh crai.

 

i halp jim mak storiz if jim needz halp

 

tank u kirbeh, i let u kno if i naed halp. i want 2 finnish soem homwurk furst tho, so giev meh som tiem

xeeon stops eeting is creem

 

akz roksus 2 get moar is creem

 

he dus

 

xeeon taeks deep bref

 

*HUUUUUUH*

 

nd saiz

 

roksus, i am try 2 kill u! will u stey mai is creem buddy?

 

and he sez

 

"NO"

 

he hitz her wif hiz keibled

 

and she hez low blud sugur

 

and she FOILS

 

roksas looks

 

SHE...

 

DED!

 

he crai

 

" i sed i no b ur is creem budy...

 

cuz i wantd b ur FREND"

 

HE SCREEMS!

 

nd thrws is creem @ klok twer

 

a bootiful wyfinder wuz insyd

 

**LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM**

 

(inb4 terraqua fangirls)

 

>Fangirls

>Heterosexual pairing

>Kingdom Hearts

Okay then

>Fangirls

>Heterosexual pairing

>Kingdom Hearts

Okay then

 

What's a heterosexual Kingdom Hearts pairing? -blinks confused-

What's a heterosexual Kingdom Hearts pairing? -blinks confused-

 

Kairi X Sora

Kairi X Sora

 

What's a Kairi x Sora? -double blink-

 

Kairi crossed Sora?

 

That's an interesting idea for a story

I found Doctor Who's reaction to fixing Jim's spelling:

 

I found Doctor Who's reaction to fixing Jim's spelling:

 

 

Not even Doctor Who can change this amazing story!

Not even Doctor Who can change this amaHow zing story!

 

Not even Doctor Who can change this amazing story!

 

How do we know that Jim didn't originally write these stories with proper grammar and spelling, but nobody cared and he went on a murder spree. Then The Doctor visited him and helped him write it like this so that it would become a hit and he wouldn't murder all of Canada.

How do we know that Jim didn't originally write these stories with proper grammar and spelling, but nobody cared and he went on a murder spree. Then The Doctor visited him and helped him write it like this so that it would become a hit and he wouldn't murder all of Canada.

 

Why does this make sense? No. Why?

It..It just would explain everything.

Uh.... now we're bringing the Doctor into this? oh boy

Uh.... now we're bringing the Doctor into this? oh boy

 

No, what gave you that illusion?

e dament moar trajee storis jem

Suuuu mani teers wer crieed todai....booooohooooo....

i lufv it

Will someone please explain to me how I missed this? Comedy gold.

Ah good times. Jim this is such a masterpiece. I cry every time. ;~;