_EPISODE 1_

 

Setting: A huge Kingdom Hearts logo with a keyblade spinning around in the middle. An intro with the title shows up on the screen...transitioning to a backdrop of the same logo, with Sora, standing in place.

 

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge and mustard, stop the presses and stop the internet!! If you are a member of KH13, and are loading this up your internet machine....you're here. Now, stand, the F**K UP!!

 

(No one stands up. Not even the cast members off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast....where the most important questions on the face of this planet are answered....these, my friends (holds up paper) are the questions. And we (spreads arms out) We...have the answers....the answers to existance! (raises fist)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, you're a ham.

 

Sora: (looks to Riku): By God, you're a homo.

 

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start the f*king show.

 

Sora: Alrighty then! First question....

 

(record skip, pause)

 

Hi, Firaga96. You know, I was going to make up stuff at this point, but then i thought, "Hey, why not get some actual questions going?"

 

So, KH13.com, I'm leaving the rest to you. Post some questions, being about anything you want to ask Sora, and once I get five, I'll continue the story from there. If you didn't get your question in, you can always ask another one for another character.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Firaga96

Would anyone get mad at me if I started a Vagina Dub of the series... where I replace words in the normal script with "vagina?" ... Oh hey, 500 posts.

 

This is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvU6qPKoWiY

Lawl the V dub.

Would anyone get mad at me if I started a Vagina Dub of the series... where I replace words in the normal script with "vagina?" ... Oh hey, 500 posts.

 

This is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvU6qPKoWiY

 

 

SUPER AWESOME FUDGE COATED VAGINA

Would anyone get mad at me if I started a Vagina Dub of the series... where I replace words in the normal script with "vagina?" ... Oh hey, 500 posts.

 

This is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvU6qPKoWiY

Is this your channel?

 

Also i say, GO FOR IT.

Is this your channel?

 

Also i say, GO FOR IT.

It's not. It's a sub-channel for Little Koriboh.

_EPISODE 1_ : THE VAGINA DUB

 

(Setting: A huge Kingdom Hearts vagina with a keyblade spinning around in the vagina. An intro with the vagina shows up on the vagina...transitioning to a vagina of the same vagina, with Sora, standing in vagina.)

 

Sora: Holy vagina, vagina, vagina, and vagina, stop the vagina and stop the vagina!! If you are a vagina of KH13, and are loading this up your vagina....you're vagina. Now, stand, the VAGINA UP!!

 

(No one vaginas up. Not even the vaginas off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome to 5 Vaginas With The Kingdom Hearts Vaginas....where the most important vaginas on the face of this vagina are answered....these, my vaginas (holds up paper) are the vaginas. And we (spreads vaginas out) We...have the vaginas....the vaginas to existance! (raises vagina)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, you're a vagina.

 

Sora: (looks to Riku): By God, you're a vagina.

 

(off-screen vagina "OOOOHHHH"s in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start the f*king vagina..

 

Sora: Allrighty then! Vagina one! This is for Vagina....how you pronounce that I may never know....uh....he's got three vaginas here, so I guess I'll give you three vaginas. But you know what? There's only two other vaginas with their own respective vaginas, so TECHNICALLY....this isn't cheatin' the vagina.

 

Kairi: (off-screen) What vagina?

 

Sora: The vagina of this damn show! Which I made up in my vagina (points at head) about....10 seconds ago...before I started that vagina.

 

Kairi: (off-screen) 0-0. Well, somebody's a bit vagina today...

 

Sora: It's not being vagina, it's being VAGINA! Riku, you wouldn't know anything about that.

 

Riku: (off-screen): F**k your vagina..

 

Sora:  Ha-ha....anyways, Vagina wants to know...."What do you like to do in your spare vagina? What are your favorite school vaginas? Can you compare your vagina to Naruto Uzumaki?" Heh....what do I like to do in my spare vagina? Well, If can't tell already, I'm very, very, VERY, vagina, so naturally, I'm a bit of a social vagina....I'm always up for a get together with vaginas....sometimes the vaginas, sometimes vaginas you couldn't even imagine....like a certain bald-headed vagina who likes to drink vagina....THAT'S RIGHT! (points to camera, then at chest) I"M HOMIES WITH VAGINA! .... If you jelly in this vagina, gimme a vagina!!! (puts a hand to ear)

 

(no one gives him a "vagina")

 

Roxas: (off screen): Vagina's fake.

 

(Everyone laughs)

 

Sora: -___-.....(sarcastically laughs) you piece of vagina.  Well, continuing the vagina....I also am known to throw vaginas....a lot of vaginas. I mean, shit, ask anyone in this vagina about it, and they will give you a vagina that'll knock your vaginas off!  However....uh, we can't say anything about it on the vagina....because, uh, Normura's already pissed about what I've said so far, and I wouldn't want to cross that vagina (looks off-camera at Normura, who is glaring) Heh-heh. you da vagina, Normura! (laughs nervously) ...Well, that about wraps up that vagina...anyways, the next vagina...um, school vaginas...heh, that's a weird vagina to ask considering we're a bunch of JRPG vaginas....I mean, technically, I've missed like....(counts on fingers, then throws hands up) like frickin VAGINAS....literally vaginas, mind you, of schoolwork. I mean, even in real vagina, I'm not too educated (small chuckle) Like, one of my worst vaginas would be Math, because....shit, I can't survive the endless vaginas and vaginas and vaginas and all this...ugh, guys, guys, gimme a math vagina, something simple.

 

Donald: (off-screen) Square root of vagina?

 

Sora: The square root of vagina? Nothing, Vagina. Anything else, like...

 

Axel (off-screen): What's the Pythagorium Vagina?

 

Sora: The Pythagorium Vagina? I-I can't even try to grasp it.......I'm hopeless I tell ya! ... There's only two vaginas (raise two fingers) I'm doing alright with in high school right now and they are my two electives....one is French Culture On Vagina....and the second is Vagina.

 

(Cast bursts out in laughter)

 

Sora: And now every vagina is laughing at me! But hey, uh, at least its something, ya know....I mean, the French vagina is actually kinda cool...and, uh, I'm actual a pretty good vagina...with the ol' follow thru (makes bowling motion). Okay, last question: Can I compare my vagina to Naruto Uzumaki? Yes. Why? Several reasons: One, we both have have goofy yet lovable vaginas. . Two: At the moment, we both can't seem to get a vagina...AT ALL...(looks to Kairi)

 

Kairi: (off-screen) What'd I vagina?

 

Sora: Don't play vagina....you could at least vagina me a little bit! I mean, crap, we can't even get anything done in the vaginas....like--No-Nomura, tell me, is this (points to Kairi and then himself) gonna be a vagina? Is it?

 

Normura (off-screen): Uh....So sorry. Don't speak vagina.

 

Sora: -___- You know what, never mind. Seriously though, Kai, whens the last vagina we went out? Just you and vagina?

 

Kairi: (off-screen) A vagina.

 

Sora: Damn right a vagina. Look, here's what we're gonna do, right after this vagina, let's just...jet, just get outta here. We'll hit up someplace nice. How's that vagina?

 

Kairi (off-screen): Sounds vagina to me.

 

Sora: Okay, then--

 

Kairi (off-screen) But you're paying for vagina.

 

Sora: 0-0...(sigh) another reason my vagina like Naruto Uzumaki....because when I DO get a vagina, I gotta pay...for vagina....

 

Sora: Vagina....but....(sigh) you're lucky you're so sweet, or else, I'd hold it against your vagina.

 

Kairi (off-screen) Aw...

 

Riku: (off-screen) Blarg....

 

Sora: Shut up!  You know what, that brings me to the last vagina right there. The one other reason my vagina like Naruto....is because I have to deal with an emo vagina like this motherf*ker right here! (Points at Riku)

 

Riku (Off-screen): Vaginas gonna hate.

 

Sora: (sighs) let's move on before I pop a vagina vessel, shall we (Clears throat, shuffles through vagina) Vagina number 4! Remember, that last vagina counted as the first vagina....anyways.....from Gambler's Vagina....."do you still think it was a good vagina to kill the Nobodies now that you know they had vaginas?" Yes, I do, because technically I can get away with it. Why? Because it's only the vaginas apart of the main cast that count....(holds hands up) Now, I know that sounds Vagina....

 

(rimshot)

 

(Cast laughs a little)

 

Sora: Heh, but think about this for a vagina: When it comes down do it, I can't be thinkin' about every Vagina or Vagina that gets whacked, all right? Sure, it might make my vagina feel guilty a little....like, uh, when I had the whole vagina with Xemnas in KH2 and all that. Good vagina by the way, that was tight. (gives thumbs up to Xemnas)

 

Xemnas (off-screen): You're welcome, vagina.

 

Sora: But, yeah, as a vagina....heh, it's the main vagina that matters the most. If I had to worry about MORE vaginas than that...I'd just....drive my vagina into insanity.....you know how much stupid vagina I've pulled before....can you imagine me doing more of it? I can't! I refuse, even! Besides, less vagina bashing, less game-play for vagina (points at camera) think about that......okay, we have one vagina to go, and--wait a vagina (looks backstage) Hey Phil, we only got four vaginas here!

 

Phil: (off-screen) Oh, sorry, Vagina, we miscounted.

 

Sora: Right.....imagine that: Phil sucking at vagina more than I do.

 

(Cast giggles)

 

Sora: Well, what else are we gonna do?

 

Phil (off-screen): Well, we managed to shuffle up some vaginas for the other guys.

 

Sora: Well, bring one up. Might as well. I'm sure someone here is willing to get in front of the vagina....

 

(Cast: )

 

(Phil hands Sora another piece of vagina, only his stubby vaginas are seen on screen)

 

Sora: Okay then....let's see.....0-0....(burst out laughing) Oh Vagina....SOD....SOD, get up here, man.....

 

SOD (Seeker of Darkness) (off-screen): Oh, I can already tell this isn't going to be vagina....ah, screw it. I'm doing this vagina. (gets up, heads to Sora)

 

(Cast is slightly giggling to vagina)

 

(Ansem is at Sora's left vagina)

 

Sora: (still laughing) Here, vagina. (hands paper to Ansem) I gotta-ha-I gotta step out, I can't breath....HA, HA, HA....(steps off camera)

 

Ansem: (looking to camera) Well, then......this from Vagina. The question is: "Do you have an obsession with Vagina? Like a sexual vagina? Because you seem to want to "get inside vagina" quite a lot. " 0-0.

 

(Cast bursts out laughing, even Riku)

 

Ansem (laughs along): Okay, look, look.....(holds hands up) I've been gettin' this since 2002, so I'll tell you what I tell vagina: (getting serious) no. I'm not vagina, and I'm not a vagina molestor: IT WAS A VAGINA. I had to do what I had to do. Besides.....vagina? F**k that.

 

Riku (off-screen): What the hell? I'm the sexiset vagina in this room!

 

Sora: (back on camera) 'Till now. (smiles at camera)

 

Kairi (off-screen): I second that vagina. 

 

Riku (off-sceen): Oh, you would! (crosses arms, grumbling to himself)

 

Sora: Alright, vagina, I'll take it from here.

 

Ansem: Okay then (begins to walk off) Wait, wait, I gotta do something first....(clears throat) VAGINA! (walks off, giggling)

 

(Cast is once again in stitches)

 

Sora: (silently laughing, hands on hips) Whew....well, there you have it. The first episode of 5 Vaginas is done. Make sure to send in vaginas for the next vaginas...that's it. Until next week....I'M GONE! AND I STILL HATE VAGINA! (points both fingers at Riku)

 

Riku: -__- (gets up)

 

Sora: (flips off vagina, bolts)

 

(vagina out) 

Edited June 4, 201312 yr by Firaga Sensei

OMFG XDDDDDDDDD

OH gosh, that was..... I'm speechless! 

Edited June 5, 201312 yr by Ultimus Grid

OMG *clicks like*

I just read the first three lines and then

 

 

i died.

_EPISODE 16_

 

Sora: (monotone) Hi. How's it going? Welcome to 5 Questions. I bet you're wondering why I sound like this? You know why? Because Aladdin's on his cell phone right now, complaining to the men upstairs. (even more monotone) So now he wants us to calm down. Talk like this. Like a normal person. Just relay the information. Like a puppet. And do this stuff (moves arms up and down like he's a puppet on strings) ... (straightens up) THAT AIN'T ME! Go to f**king Hell, Aladdin, you and your internet! WE own this Goddamned segment, not you! We own it, the Boss owns all of us--

 

Yep.

 

Sora: And more importanly, the fans own this.

 

(fanfare from studio audience)

 

Sora: And we commend every single one of them (salutes) for tuning in every single episode, update, or random chat fight. So shut your pipe, we are doing this as nasty, as vulgar, as life threatning as we possibly can! And if you aint down with that, I got two words for ya!

 

(audience: "SUCK IT!")

 

Sora: Yeah. (smiles) Ha-ha. Anyways, now that the rant is out of the way, welcome for realsies to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast! Where there is no limit to what kinds of crazy shenanigans that these darn whippersnappers will get to. We're outrageous! (cheesy smile)

 

Riku: It's mostly you.

 

Sora: No, it's mostly your mom.

 

(cast and audience go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!")

 

Riku: Oh, right, right, (sarcastic laugh) ... why don't you get some orginal f**king material?

 

Sora: Why don't you get a pair of balls?!

 

(Cast and audience go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" while losing their shit)

 

Riku: (stutters) Wha-what the f**k? I-I can't win today.

 

Sora: No, you cannot. Now, enough bullshiting, it's time to answer some questinionies! Remember, this is a special. A Summer Special, to be specific! Ah, yes, summer; where the water flows the coldest, the sun beats the hottest, and speaking of hotness... Kairi... (slicks back hair) I'm waiting on that new bikini of yours.

 

Kairi: (blushes and giggles)

 

Roxas: Hey, hey, Firaga, what the hell is this?

 

Don't ask or I'm beating your ass.

 

Roxas: ... F-fine. (crosses arms and pouts)

 

Sora: Oh yeah, if there's one thing about summer, it's the lovely ladies who show some skin and let everyone sample the great fruits of nature... you know what I'm talking about. (winks) ... Especially if you live near the beaches that we do, where girls have a tendency to eat shit while surfboarding, land on the beach, and have their tops explode right off...

 

(some Cast members goe wide eyed)

 

Even: Oh come now, young Sora, you're being risque.

 

Sora: Did I f**king stutter about being as nasty as we can be? Did I?!

 

He's got a point, Even.

 

Even: Well, I, uh--

 

Sora: Let's just be honest here... who doesn't like boobies? Seriously, from the second you're born, it's the first thing you latch onto. I mean, come on Even, even you have to admit.

 

Even: Well, I suppose... heh, um, is it hot in here or is it just me. (waves hand in front of face)

 

Sora: It's called getting turned on. This is your fist time, isn't it?

 

(cast and audience laughs)

 

Sora: I really mean it though: who, and I mean who doesn't like boobies?

 

???: (muffled response)

 

Sora: ... you're right... you're f**king right... Aladdin! Aladdine doesn't like boobies! Wait a second!

 

(audience and cast laugh)

 

Sora: Out of the long list of people who don't like boobies, there's one name that stands out... and it's the name of the dirtiest douchebag I've ever run across in my life... someone whose head I'd just like to f**king stomp on with my 13 size shoes until my foot is covered with brains... F**king Aladdin... (glares at camera) You don't like boobies. And now everybody else hates you.

 

(silence)

 

Sora: Oh wait, we're supposed to answer questions now?

 

Riku: Ya think?!

 

Sora: Geez, sorry, I had boobies on the brain... anyways, let's just get started with something that'll fit right into the mood right now. This comes from Tom 13 and he asks, "Aqua, have a little look at this: http://fc02.devianta...iko-d2yzlux.jpg" ... hmm, well I see this is a very interesting picture. Aqua, have a look at this.

 

Aqua: Uh, okay. (walks over to Sora and looks at picture) (covers squeal and goes red)

 

Sora: (laughs) This is gonna be good. Ventus!

 

Aqua: No, no, don't let him see!

 

Sora: Too late. Ventus!

 

Ventus: Coming!

 

Aqua: EEP! (runs and hides in the corner)

 

Ventus: What's this now (looks at picture) OH MY GOD! D: ... I, I, I don't, I (cheeks fill out, goes to the back to throw up)

 

Sora: Okay, now that that's out of the way, we can get to ANOTHER question that fits in with the mood. Spiderfreak1101 asks, "Spidey: Aqua: Why are you madly in love with young Ventus, when Terra is the older one with big muscles and everything?" Ha-ha-ha! Ventus, Aqua, get back here!

 

Ventus: (wiping mouth) I'm back. What's up?

 

Sora: Did you hear the question, Ven?

 

Ventus: Um, no. (Sora shows him the question) What, Aqua has a crush on me?

 

Sora: You seriously didn't notice the past couple of epsiodes.

 

Ventus: (shrugs) Nope.

 

Sora: -_- ... and yet, I'm the dumb one. Aqua, front and center!

 

Aqua: No! I don't wanna!

 

Sora: Boss--

 

I got it. (goes over to Aqua)

 

Sora: Okay, hold on, we need Terra here too... though um, I think we still need to suck him out of Terranort...

 

Terra: No you don't.

 

(audinece goes wild)

 

Ventus: Wow, Terra! Where'd you come from?!

 

Sora: Yeah, I thought you and MX were sharing the same body? How'd you get unstuck?

 

Terra: This is 5 Questions. Anything can happen.

 

Sora: Ah, true. Nice plug, by the way.

 

Terra: No prob. So, what's the skivvy.

 

Sora: Read this.

 

Terra: (reads question) Oh, no. (chuckles) This outta be good.

 

Sora: Boss, is Aqua coming yet?!

 

Almost! (quieter) Aqua, honey, babe, you gotta come on-screen right now.

 

Aqua: I don't want to!

 

Don't be a scaredy cat.

 

Aqua: I'm not!

 

Really? Then you should come out then.

 

Aqua: No!

 

(sighs) Okay, you forced me to do this. (grabs Aqua and drags her ass on screen)

 

Aqua: (nervous as f**k)

 

She's lucky I didn't do the thing I actually wanted to do.

 

Sora: And what is that?

 

Remember what I did to Larxene on her episode?

 

(cast and audience go "0-0")

 

... Yep.

 

Sora: You need a minute?

 

M-Maybe. (walks off set)

 

Sora: Huh... well, anyways, we have all three of the BBS numbskulls here; SO, let's get down to business.

 

Ventus: I forget, what are we answering now?

 

Sora: Basically, this: Aqua, why do you love Ventus and not Terra?

 

Aqua: (blurts) BECAUSE VEN'S SO CUUUTE! (covers mouth again)

 

Ventus: ... W-wow.

 

Terra: Eh. I don't really care. I have plently of other options.

 

Sora: Let me guess, fangirls?

 

Terra: No. I meant real women. Hear that, Riku?

 

Riku: (harsh and sarcastic laughter)

 

Sora: Well, I guess that settles that.

 

Ventus: Not really. I don't know if I feel the some way.

 

Sora: Really? Really? REALLY? ... Dude, look at her. You're a dumbass, if you don't cash in on this. You need to grow some balls.

 

Riku: BALLS!

 

Ventus: But I told you, they haven't descen--

 

(Sora shoves Ventus at Aqua, whose face lands between her boobs)

 

Aqua: (major blush)

 

Ventus: (lets face sit in for awhile, takes face off) (deeper voice) I can feel it now.

 

(sexy music plays)

 

Ventus: Have I ever told you that you're dead sexy, Aqua?

 

Aqua: (giggles) Oh my, you're quite the litte man.

 

Ventus: Let's get outta here, babe. (carries Aqua bridal style as he and her run off)

 

Sora: ... wow. That was... unexpected.

 

Terra: Very.

 

Sora: Again, you're okay with this?

 

Terra: Yeah.

 

Sora: But... her boobies...

 

Terra: (whispers) Don't worry, I'm dating a chick who's at least 2 sizes bigger.

 

Sora: Seriously? Oh, nice.

 

Kairi: Hey! I heard that! Stop talking about other girl's boobies!

 

Sora: (stutters) Uh, heh, sorry! (rubs head) Think, Sora, how do you get out of this? (reads paper) Ooh, I know! Javelin434 asks, "*throws Sora a Paopu Fruit* So, when will you share that paopu fruit? C'mon, it's the LEAST you can do for her..."  Oh geez, a Paopu... uh, Kairi?

 

Kairi: Oh geez...

 

(audience and cast "ooh"s)

 

Sora: Welp, I gotta save myself someone (breaks Paopu in half)

 

(audience gasps)

 

Sora: Well, Kairi?

 

Kairi: I don't know... you were talking about other girl's boobies...

 

Sora: Kairi, you know that your boobies are the only ones I will ever love.

 

Kairi: Aww... well... (giggles) Okay.

 

(audience cheers)

 

(Kairi walks over to Sora, talks the half of the Paopu)

 

Sora: Well...

 

Kairi: Yeah...

 

Sora: So...

 

Random Audience Member: JUST KISS HER ALREADY!

 

Javelin, is that you?

 

Sora and Kairi: (blush madly)

 

Kairi: (giggles, closes eyes, and purses lips)

 

(audience gets feisty)

 

Kairi: (moving closer to Sora)

 

Sora: (heart pounding, sweating his ass off, about ready to pee... then... quickly grabs Kairi by the waist, dips her, and looks into her eyes)

 

Kairi: (eyes are wide)

 

Sora: Leggo, red. (plants a wet one on Kairi)

 

(audience loses their shit)

 

Sora: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! YOU'RE ALL TOO KIND! (waves to audience)

 

Kairi: (waves to audience as well, walks back offstage)

 

Sora: ... dang... we've only got through three questions and shit's already hit the fan.

 

That's 5 Questions for you.

 

Sora: True. Now, moar questions! Let's see, here...

 

(pause)

Edited June 12, 201312 yr by Firaga Sensei

Excuse moi,

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahem.

 

FIRAGA

GATHER UP A GOOD CAST LIKE TFS OR SOMETHING

AND DOING A firetruckING ABRIDGED ALREADY

 

THIS IS LEGENDARY :'D

Well, that episode was definitely crazy enough to be a summer special. I'm curious who the heck Terra's dating, now. ._.

Huh.  That was.... huh.

Well, that episode was definitely crazy enough to be a summer special. I'm curious who the heck Terra's dating, now. ._.

 

It's not done! That was just teh first part! I still got a kajillion more fecking questions to answer.... okay, not a kajillion, but like... twenty-three... blarghadhed....

Ven just gained 2,000,000,000 man points and leveled up.

Ven just gained 2,000,000,000 man points and leveled up.

He evolved, man. He leveled up that much.

Edited June 6, 201312 yr by VIIIAxel

He evolved, man. He leveled up that much.

You can't POSSIBLY evolve that much. He changed his class 25 times, each time becoming more powerful than the last and finally becoming a man.

You can't POSSIBLY evolve that much. He changed his class 25 times, each time becoming more powerful than the last and finally becoming a man.

Yes, that sounds more accurate. This man knows his stuff.

Yes, that sounds more accurate. This man knows his stuff.

Yup.

 

_EPISODE 16_

 

Sora: (monotone) Hi. How's it going? Welcome to 5 Questions. I bet you're wondering why I sound like this? You know why? Because Aladdin's on his cell phone right now, complaining to the men upstairs. (even more monotone) So now he wants us to calm down. Talk like this. Like a normal person. Just relay the information. Like a puppet. And do this stuff (moves arms up and down like he's a puppet on strings) ... (straightens up) THAT AIN'T ME! Go to f**king Hell, Aladdin, you and your internet! WE own this Goddamned segment, not you! We own it, the Boss owns all of us--

 

Yep.

 

Sora: And more importanly, the fans own this.

 

(fanfare from studio audience)

 

Sora: And we commend every single one of them (salutes) for tuning in every single episode, update, or random chat fight. So shut your pipe, we are doing this as nasty, as vulgar, as life threatning as we possibly can! And if you aint down with that, I got two words for ya!

 

(audience: "SUCK IT!")

 

Sora: Yeah. (smiles) Ha-ha. Anyways, now that the rant is out of the way, welcome for realsies to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast! Where there is no limit to what kinds of crazy shenanigans that these darn whippersnappers will get to. We're outrageous! (cheesy smile)

 

Riku: It's mostly you.

 

Sora: No, it's mostly your mom.

 

(cast and audience go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!")

 

Riku: Oh, right, right, (sarcastic laugh) ... why don't you get some orginal f**king material?

 

Sora: Why don't you get a pair of balls?!

 

(Cast and audience go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" while losing their shit)

 

Riku: (stutters) Wha-what the f**k? I-I can't win today.

 

Sora: No, you cannot. Now, enough bullshiting, it's time to answer some questinionies! Remember, this is a special. A Summer Special, to be specific! Ah, yes, summer; where the water flows the coldest, the sun beats the hottest, and speaking of hotness... Kairi... (slicks back hair) I'm waiting on that new bikini of yours.

 

Kairi: (blushes and giggles)

 

Roxas: Hey, hey, Firaga, what the hell is this?

 

Don't ask or I'm beating your ass.

 

Roxas: ... F-fine. (crosses arms and pouts)

 

Sora: Oh yeah, if there's one thing about summer, it's the lovely ladies who show some skin and let everyone sample the great fruits of nature... you know what I'm talking about. (winks) ... Especially if you live near the beaches that we do, where girls have a tendency to eat shit while surfboarding, land on the beach, and have their tops explode right off...

 

(some Cast members goe wide eyed)

 

Even: Oh come now, young Sora, you're being risque.

 

Sora: Did I f**king stutter about being as nasty as we can be? Did I?!

 

He's got a point, Even.

 

Even: Well, I, uh--

 

Sora: Let's just be honest here... who doesn't like boobies? Seriously, from the second you're born, it's the first thing you latch onto. I mean, come on Even, even you have to admit.

 

Even: Well, I suppose... heh, um, is it hot in here or is it just me. (waves hand in front of face)

 

Sora: It's called getting turned on. This is your fist time, isn't it?

 

(cast and audience laughs)

 

Sora: I really mean it though: who, and I mean who doesn't like boobies?

 

???: (muffled response)

 

Sora: ... you're right... you're f**king right... Aladdin! Aladdine doesn't like boobies! Wait a second!

 

(audience and cast laugh)

 

Sora: Out of the long list of people who don't like boobies, there's one name that stands out... and it's the name of the dirtiest douchebag I've ever run across in my life... someone whose head I'd just like to f**king stomp on with my 13 size shoes until my foot is covered with brains... F**king Aladdin... (glares at camera) You don't like boobies. And now everybody else hates you.

 

(silence)

 

Sora: Oh wait, we're supposed to answer questions now?

 

Riku: Ya think?!

 

Sora: Geez, sorry, I had boobies on the brain... anyways, let's just get started with something that'll fit right into the mood right now. This comes from Tom 13 and he asks, "Aqua, have a little look at this: http://fc02.devianta...iko-d2yzlux.jpg" ... hmm, well I see this is a very interesting picture. Aqua, have a look at this.

 

Aqua: Uh, okay. (walks over to Sora and looks at picture) (covers squeal and goes red)

 

Sora: (laughs) This is gonna be good. Ventus!

 

Aqua: No, no, don't let him see!

 

Sora: Too late. Ventus!

 

Ventus: Coming!

 

Aqua: EEP! (runs and hides in the corner)

 

Ventus: What's this now (looks at picture) OH MY GOD! D: ... I, I, I don't, I (cheeks fill out, goes to the back to throw up)

 

Sora: Okay, now that that's out of the way, we can get to ANOTHER question that fits in with the mood. Spiderfreak1101 asks, "Spidey: Aqua: Why are you madly in love with young Ventus, when Terra is the older one with big muscles and everything?" Ha-ha-ha! Ventus, Aqua, get back here!

 

Ventus: (wiping mouth) I'm back. What's up?

 

Sora: Did you hear the question, Ven?

 

Ventus: Um, no. (Sora shows him the question) What, Aqua has a crush on me?

 

Sora: You seriously didn't notice the past couple of epsiodes.

 

Ventus: (shrugs) Nope.

 

Sora: -_- ... and yet, I'm the dumb one. Aqua, front and center!

 

Aqua: No! I don't wanna!

 

Sora: Boss--

 

I got it. (goes over to Aqua)

 

Sora: Okay, hold on, we need Terra here too... though um, I think we still need to suck him out of Terranort...

 

Terra: No you don't.

 

(audinece goes wild)

 

Ventus: Wow, Terra! Where'd you come from?!

 

Sora: Yeah, I thought you and MX were sharing the same body? How'd you get unstuck?

 

Terra: This is 5 Questions. Anything can happen.

 

Sora: Ah, true. Nice plug, by the way.

 

Terra: No prob. So, what's the skivvy.

 

Sora: Read this.

 

Terra: (reads question) Oh, no. (chuckles) This outta be good.

 

Sora: Boss, is Aqua coming yet?!

 

Almost! (quieter) Aqua, honey, babe, you gotta come on-screen right now.

 

Aqua: I don't want to!

 

Don't be a scaredy cat.

 

Aqua: I'm not!

 

Really? Then you should come out then.

 

Aqua: No!

 

(sighs) Okay, you forced me to do this. (grabs Aqua and drags her ass on screen)

 

Aqua: (nervous as f**k)

 

She's lucky I didn't do the thing I actually wanted to do.

 

Sora: And what is that?

 

Remember what I did to Larxene on her episode?

 

(cast and audience go "0-0")

 

... Yep.

 

Sora: You need a minute?

 

M-Maybe. (walks off set)

 

Sora: Huh... well, anyways, we have all three of the BBS numbskulls here; SO, let's get down to business.

 

Ventus: I forget, what are we answering now?

 

Sora: Basically, this: Aqua, why do you love Ventus and not Terra?

 

Aqua: (blurts) BECAUSE VEN'S SO CUUUTE! (covers mouth again)

 

Ventus: ... W-wow.

 

Terra: Eh. I don't really care. I have plently of other options.

 

Sora: Let me guess, fangirls?

 

Terra: No. I meant real women. Hear that, Riku?

 

Riku: (harsh and sarcastic laughter)

 

Sora: Well, I guess that settles that.

 

Ventus: Not really. I don't know if I feel the some way.

 

Sora: Really? Really? REALLY? ... Dude, look at her. You're a dumbass, if you don't cash in on this. You need to grow some balls.

 

Riku: BALLS!

 

Ventus: But I told you, they haven't descen--

 

(Sora shoves Ventus at Aqua, whose face lands between her boobs)

 

Aqua: (major blush)

 

Ventus: (lets face sit in for awhile, takes face off) (deeper voice) I can feel it now.

 

(sexy music plays)

 

Ventus: Have I ever told you that you're dead sexy, Aqua?

 

Aqua: (giggles) Oh my, you're quite the litte man.

 

Ventus: Let's get outta here, babe. (carries Aqua bridal style as he and her run off)

 

Sora: ... wow. That was... unexpected.

 

Terra: Very.

 

Sora: Again, you're okay with this?

 

Terra: Yeah.

 

Sora: But... her boobies...

 

Terra: (whispers) Don't worry, I'm dating a chick who's at least 2 sizes bigger.

 

Sora: Seriously? Oh, nice.

 

Kairi: Hey! I heard that! Stop talking about other girl's boobies!

 

Sora: (stutters) Uh, heh, sorry! (rubs head) Think, Sora, how do you get out of this? (reads paper) Ooh, I know! Javelin434 asks, "*throws Sora a Paopu Fruit* So, when will you share that paopu fruit? C'mon, it's the LEAST you can do for her..."  Oh geez, a Paopu... uh, Kairi?

 

Kairi: Oh geez...

 

(audience and cast "ooh"s)

 

Sora: Welp, I gotta save myself someone (breaks Paopu in half)

 

(audience gasps)

 

Sora: Well, Kairi?

 

Kairi: I don't know... you were talking about other girl's boobies...

 

Sora: Kairi, you know that your boobies are the only ones I will ever love.

 

Kairi: Aww... well... (giggles) Okay.

 

(audience cheers)

 

(Kairi walks over to Sora, talks the half of the Paopu)

 

Sora: Well...

 

Kairi: Yeah...

 

Sora: So...

 

Random Audience Member: JUST KISS HER ALREADY!

 

Javelin, is that you?

 

Sora and Kairi: (blush madly)

 

Kairi: (giggles, closes eyes, and purses lips)

 

(audience gets feisty)

 

Kairi: (moving closer to Sora)

 

Sora: (heart pounding, sweating his ass off, about ready to pee... then... quickly grabs Kairi by the waist, dips her, and looks into her eyes)

 

Kairi: (eyes are wide)

 

Sora: Leggo, red. (plants a wet one on Kairi)

 

(audience loses their shit)

 

Sora: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! YOU'RE ALL TOO KIND! (waves to audience)

 

Kairi: (waves to audience as well, walks back offstage)

 

Sora: ... dang... we've only got through three questions and shit's already hit the fan.

 

That's 5 Questions for you.

 

Sora: True. Now, moar questions! Let's see, here...

COOL! Also, YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG.

Well...sense all logic has been thrown out the window givin the last episode...

 

Can someone bring one of the Norts out here? I need a face to punch.

Edited June 7, 201312 yr by KHrulz

I get the feeling my question for Terra is gonna take a while, which I don't have a problem with waiting.

To terra: does versus mode with ven and aqua make you paranoid because of your inability to dodge?

To Aqua:

 

 

Do you think Final Fantasy Versus XIII is taking too long? Do you wish for KH3 to be made now?

Hey, peoples! I need 2 more questions so I can finish the Summer Special! My OCD won't allow me to finish the episode without them!

 

Sora: Geez, calm down. I haven't heard anyone yell out like that ever.

Kairi: What about last night?

 

Sora: Oh yeah.

 

... Good night everybody!