Except why all my plans fail.

OLD JOKES LIKE MANSEX NEVER GET OLD

 

Yeah, I guess you're right. The joke lives on with him when he goes into a new body.

http://youtu.be/anzV4sntZCc&autoplay=1

 

This might remind you of him

So, Rent A Ho Xehanort why do make the boys you posses wear skirts? Is that some sort of fetish you have?

Dr. Xehanort, can you imagine being voiced by anyone besides your current voice actor?

Xehanort may i plees hav cheezburger?

Being a doctor, do you prescribe yourself any medications for your male pattern baldness? I hear in the future all your hair falls off, but then again I've never time traveled and I'm not a doctor so what do I know?

 

Do you really want hair advice from the bald guy?

Why do you like taking over other people bodies o.O?

 

I guess the best answer would be to compare it to real estate it's all about location, and when there is a location I like I will seize every opportunity to get inside it.

 

Dr.Xehanort can i pweazzzzzzzzzeeeeeee be ur assistance.Ima good listener and won't ever go against u T-T,

 

 

P.S.I luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Is your hair of upstanding quality (looks beadily at you), if so I have no problem with aranging for you to become my vessel... I mean assistant.

 

Xehanort, why do people call you Trollanort?

 

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY FIRETRUCKING NAME DAMN YOU.

I'm sorry I lost my composure sometimes I forget myself either way I would wish for you to refer to me as Dr.Xehanort.

 

Xehanort, can i has a cheezburger?

 

Whose body are you gonna hijack next?

 

Y u so baldy

 

Who knows like I said it's like real estate and you know what they say about real estate "location,location,location".

 

Dr Xehanort.

Why does your face look like a goat?

 

Let me respond in the following way

HA HOPEFULLY NOW YOU''LL BE A MONKEY HEARTLESS OR A STUPID DUSK!

I'm sorry (watches you fade to darkness ) I really must learn to keep my composure.

 

So, Rent A Ho Xehanort why do make the boys you posses wear skirts? Is that some sort of fetish you have?

 

Hmmph I'll have you know people rave about my natural ability to accessorize skirts and ascots are all the rage in this day and age.

 

Dr. Xehanort, can you imagine being voiced by anyone besides your current voice actor?

 

What is a voice actor o_O

 

Do you really want hair advice from the bald guy?

 

Do you want advice from a doctor or a sword take your pick people. :I

What was your first initial thought when you first saw your old future self?

Is twiddling your fingers as fun as it looks?

What was your first initial thought when you first saw your old future self?

 

My first thought was to stop using Loreal, because while you may be worth losing your hair is not

Is twiddling your fingers as fun as it looks?

 

No it's a deep inbred reflex from when my father promised to teach me how to play the piano which he never did. :'(

Will you take over any girls?

Will you take over any girls?

 

I tried girls they just never seem to work out right, they just don't have the same feel

if i become the 13 darkness will i lose all my hair too?

 

I sure hope not I prefer all my vessels to have beautiful, and luscious hair that is the top quality to be a successful vessel.

What will you do to those who hate you Dr. Bald

Dr. Xehanort how do you address the accusation that you are secretly a Meow Wow in disguise?

What will you do to those who hate you Dr. Bald

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnxusLv39c

 

Dr. Xehanort how do you address the accusation that you are secretly a Meow Wow in disguise?

 

 

HOW DARE PEOPLE CALL A FAT DOG -CAT LOOKING THING, I'M TIRED OF BEING MADE FUN OF ALL THE TIME. EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID PEOPLE MADE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I HAD "OLD PEOPLE HAIR" YOU GUY'S NEED TO LEAVE ME ALONE.

:'( sniff sniff

Edited September 27, 201213 yr by devereauxr

Dr. Bald, will you try to nort me?

PS: You got beaten by kids, all your plans fail, your mom hates you, you're name is trollanort,you're a meowwow and a goat.

Edited September 27, 201213 yr by fonoly

Dr. Bald, will you try to nort me?

 

No I find cats terribly depressing

Are you in love with Oogie Boogie?

Edited September 27, 201213 yr by fonoly

Ya,my hair is nice and long and if treated well will look tv nice.

P.S.Ima dying silver/whitish for u :wub:

Are you actually a girl?

Are you in love with Oogie Boogie?

 

No but since you brought him up he is single and I can give you the hook up if you'd like.

Are you actually a girl?

 

I'd love to know how you came up with such a studious (cough sarcasm cough )observation

 

Ya,my hair is nice and long and if treated well will look tv nice.

P.S.Ima dying silver/whitish for u :wub:

 

Excellent we shall begin the nortification process... I mean internship imediately

Edited September 28, 201213 yr by devereauxr

Do you except hedgehogs into your army?

Do you except hedgehogs into your army?

 

No but I find they make excellent pincushions and paper weights.

No but I find they make excellent pincushions and paper weights.

 

;A; I'm not allowed. -goes and sits on some papers- ._.