From a status update to a forum game....

 

(sigh).....being the person I am, It's easy for me to think up stupid shit and pass in on as something of somewhat value...oh, wait, most people do that....hmm...anyways, here we have a game where we think up the stupidest, grossest or just off-putting lines that can guarantee you not to get with a guy or gal you have the "urges" for....that's a reference, by the way....oh, wait, never mind, it's not..

 

So, in the name of randomness and humor and all that junk....let's get to work. I happen to have exactly 4 under my belt...and they are:

 

"I'm starting a collection of phone-numbers, can I have yours?"

 

"Can I have the combination to your crap locker?"

 

"(in sterotypical Chinese voice) How you doin'? Cold weather, no?"

 

"Hi...my name is Dick Hammerbush."

 

Now, if you are not already ready to either find me, and kick me right in the Gotens....mock me for being such a jackass ..or find a bucket and puke at how bad these are....or because they are so offending to you, you have the urge to vomit....then leave some of your own lines below!

 

(No, I haven't used these in real life.....I wouldn't anyway, because one, these are just for fun, and two.... Firaga96 is forever alone. )

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Firaga96

Here's another one....Dr. Suess style.

 

"Hello, my dear, you are first rate.

 

How about we go on a date?

 

Oh, you're so good-looking, boobily boo.

 

Come back to my place for some bammity boo."

Edited October 22, 201213 yr by Firaga96

"You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I see me in your pants"

Yes

"Would you like to come to my house so we can wear each others clothes?"

Do you want to see my personal Keyblade ? * pulls down pants and underwear *

Edited October 27, 201213 yr by axele

Nice shoes, wanna firetruck?

Now this one is serious, the girl would came without you do anything at all

 

Edited October 28, 201213 yr by Sakuraba Neku

is it hot in here or is it just me (classic fail)

is it hot in here or is it just me (classic fail)

 

Wa wa waaaaaaaaaa.....

Three more, peeples...

 

"Do you like raisins? How about a date?"

 

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock." ;)

 

"Hi, I make more money than you can spend." ;)

"Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see."

 

"Oh, I see you're Christain. How about getting on your knees for me, then?" ;)

Edited November 16, 201212 yr by Firaga96

WAAAAH RIKU GET ME A BOTTLE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *sob sob sob~* *TANTROM!!!!*

()

 

Oh and if I get annoying enouth about it then its NOT cute by the way.

"What size pants do you wear? I want to make sure you can fit in my mother's shorts."

*sing's a my little pony song REALLY BADLY to a random hardcore brony and mension's geno 3.5 ponies in it. a lot*

 

HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECIEVE?!

>D

*sing's a my little pony song REALLY BADLY to a random hardcore brony and mension's geno 3.5 ponies in it. a lot*

 

HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECIEVE?!

>D

 

a lot

 

"you look almost as beautiful as kairi"

I still suck my favorite binkie thumb every night.

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png

I have the uncanny ability to open doors, for I am doorman...baby.

I spill orange juice on my clothes all the time

"Hey, are you from Heaven? Cuz I have an errection."

RIKU IS HOTTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!!! And, no, that was not sarcasum. Sorry!... *walk's away~*

RIKU IS HOTTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!!! And, no, that was not sarcasum. Sorry!... *walk's away~*

 

This is the best one yet. Nice.

^ Thanks

 

"Is your name RIKU? Cuz my name is *insert creepy pair up idea here*. Lets make our FANS feel PROUD!"

 

>D

how was THAT? >P

^ Thanks

 

"Is your name RIKU? Cuz my name is *insert creepy pair up idea here*. Lets make our FANS feel PROUD!"

 

>D

how was THAT? >P

 

Even better than the last one. XD

Now get ready for THIS one:

 

"Wanna get it on with ME and KIIIIRBY?!"

>DDDDDDD

"Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see."

 

"Oh, I see you're Christain. How about getting on your knees for me, then?" ;)

did it hurt when you fell from Tennessee? oh...wait....