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Here's another one....Dr. Suess style.

 

"Hello, my dear, you are first rate.

 

How about we go on a date?

 

Oh, you're so good-looking, boobily boo.

 

Come back to my place for some bammity boo." ;)

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Three more, peeples...

 

"Do you like raisins? How about a date?" ;)

 

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock." ;) ;)

 

"Hi, I make more money than you can spend." ;) ;) ;)

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"Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see." ;)

 

"Oh, I see you're Christain. How about getting on your knees for me, then?" ;) ;)

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*sing's a my little pony song REALLY BADLY to a random hardcore brony and mension's geno 3.5 ponies in it. a lot*

xD

 

HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECIEVE?!

>D xD

 

a lot xD

 

"you look almost as beautiful as kairi"

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^ Thanks xD

 

"Is your name RIKU? Cuz my name is *insert creepy pair up idea here*. Lets make our FANS feel PROUD!"

 

>D

how was THAT? >P

 

Even better than the last one. xD XD

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