November 28, 201212 yr He's making a list, he's checking it twice. If you've been bad he's kicking your ass.
November 28, 201212 yr Jacob, from Twilight, is pretending to be Santa. He's not going to receive a gift this year.
November 28, 201212 yr What about this Santa? This is who I thought the OP was going to talk about lol.