This basically means that I have a 0% chance of survival if shit hits the fan. It's either going to explode instantly or crash. If it crashes I will be eaten by zombies/Tyranids/Cthulu if I survive the crash. Unless of course the plane crashes into the giant hole in the earth as the crust splits apart. 

 

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Edited December 3, 201212 yr by Amon

Life sucks 

 

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Deal with it

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/05/safe-new-mayan-calendar-discovered-doesnt-end-2012/52191/

I would love to be eaten by Cthulhu 

Nice knowing you.

OR all life on Earth is destroyed except everyone on your flight and it will be your duty to repopulate the Earth. I hope for your sake there are some pretty girls on your flight.

My bad amon, If I knew, I would postpone it a day later.

Well at least the last moments of your life will be exciting Be sure to get laid before your flight too .

Watch out for the ninjas.

Take solace that as long as you're going down, you'll be going down like a champ.  What you listed sound like pretty interesting, badass ways to go.

You'll be fine, unless your brother's on that flight...then it'll 'splode. σωσ

OR all life on Earth is destroyed except everyone on your flight and it will be your duty to repopulate the Earth. I hope for your sake there are some pretty girls on your flight.

 

Every flight I've ever been on with pretty girls are either with their boyfriends/husbands or speak another language so I think I will be forever alone. 

 

 

My bad amon, If I knew, I would postpone it a day later.

 

 

There had to be a reason why my Dad was only able to get tickets on that day. 

 

Well at least the last moments of your life will be exciting Be sure to get laid before your flight too .

 

Why not on the plane before it explodes/ begins to crash?

 

Take solace that as long as you're going down, you'll be going down like a champ.  What you listed sound like pretty interesting, badass ways to go.

 

It should be pretty quick too. Getting burned at 4000 degrees kelvin should put me out my misery once the cabin depressurizes and all the air is instantly sucked out of my lungs. 

Every flight I've ever been on with pretty girls are either with their boyfriends/husbands or speak another language so I think I will be forever alone. 

 

 

 

 

There had to be a reason why my Dad was only able to get tickets on that day. 

 

 

Why not on the plane before it explodes/ begins to crash?

 

 

It should be pretty quick too. Getting burned at 4000 degrees kelvin should put me out my misery once the cabin depressurizes and all the air is instantly sucked out of my lungs. 

 

 

Well that would/could work too but since you don't know what your options on the plane would be ,you might find a better choice of a partner beforehand

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/05/safe-new-mayan-calendar-discovered-doesnt-end-2012/52191/

 DON'T RUIN MY FUN. 

Well that would/could work too but since you don't know what your options on the plane would be ,you might find a better choice of a partner beforehand

 

You're right, and the flight attendants haven't been all that hot since the 1960s. I better plan ahead. 

 DON'T RUIN MY FUN. 

 

You're right, and the flight attendants haven't been all that hot since the 1960s. I better plan ahead. 

wow i didnt know death was enjoyable. well have fun.

wow i didnt know death was enjoyable. well have fun.

 

Death can be enjoyable depending on how it's done. Why do you think suicide bombers shout gibberish and raise their hands into the air? It's more fun than being practical about it and just blowing yourself up. 

Death can be enjoyable depending on how it's done. Why do you think suicide bombers shout gibberish and raise their hands into the air? It's more fun than being practical about it and just blowing yourself up. 

true. that explains why the joker has a knife.

true. that explains why the joker has a knife.

i know he gives me a smile

I get to be at school.....good for me....