(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because he can't weild less than that

 

Why is Lea's nobody name Lea?

nobodies dont really change their names.

 

what is luxord's real name?

Who knows? No matter how many times you rearrange it, it sounds like a gardening tool or a fishing company.

 

 

What is Marluxia's real name?

it doesn't matter. he is a guy obsessed with flowers

 

why does larxene fight with her tiny knives

Edited February 9, 201312 yr by Two Become One

Because she's not allowed to use Xaldin's big knives (lances).

 

 

 

Why does Vexen fight with a shield?

Because shields are very offensive

 

Why does Roxas fight with a keyblade?

he like giant swords shaped like keys

 

why is the organization the 13 seekers of darkness

Because everyone else was too busy with the MoM Exam and the sleeping realm.

 

 

Why isn't Ariel a Princess of Heart but Alice is?

ariel is a mermaid and alice isnt and mermaids are too curious and frisky to have a pure heart

 

why does way to the dawn look so much like soul eater

because it is the same keyblade

 

Why isn't sonic in the kh series?

Because it would be over in a matter of minutes while Sora is still trying to get the last coconut.

 

 

 

Why does Xehanort always fail to possess Kingdom Hearts?

Because Kingdom Hearts doesn't actually exist. He keeps unwittingly creating it when he attempts to bring it closer.

In BBS his magical spell created a giant heart in the sky, and he told himself that was Kingdom Hearts.

Then in KHI, he created a doorway to the RoD and told himself that was Kingdom Hearts.

In Days he brings it into existence in front of all the Nobodies, and it stays around until it gets blown up in KHII.

 

Where all the Heartless coming from?

Sora's many pockets.

 

 

 

Where are the Nobodies coming from?

Sora's shoes

 

why dont nobodys have hearts?

Because they let Vexen experiment on them.

 

 

Why does Kairi stay on Destiny Islands?

Because the creators agree'd that Riku's a much prettier character to have following sora around?

 

 

Why do people draw Riku soo adorably?

x3;

Because he has the looks of Ansem but the charm of Winnie the Pooh.

 

 

 

Why are Dream Eaters multicolored?

Because the first world to fall into sleep had an exploding paint factory.

 

What are the light energy blades Ventus has in Wingblade mode.

keyblade magic

 

why is cloud always searching for sephiroth?

Because he is  the long-lost twin brother,of Cloud.

Why is Dart Vader Riku's father?

Because they both have epic black outfits.

 

 

Why does Kairi send a message in a bottle?

its was the only way

 

what created the darkness

Mickey's heart--He want everything buy: starwars,marvel.....

Why golden Saix's eye?

its golden?

 

whats Xion's real name?

Oni. 

Why winnie the pooh wait for Sora, not Riku?