(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Axel drank the last 5 hour energy.

 

 

 

Who's Organization XIII coat has the biggest pockets, and why?

axel. he carries a cow around in it.

 

why does xion have short black hair?

Because if she had long black hair, they would confuse her with Xaldin.

 

 

 

Why did Roxas fight Xion in Days?

he wanted to shave her bald

 

why did roxas fight siax?

Because he ate the last sea salt ice cream Twilight Town had.

 

 

 

Why did Axel fight Xion?

Because she stole his ice cream once P=

 

Why do they eat ice cream at the clock tower? ;

Because the Space-Time Tower was already taken (Pokemon Rise of Darkrai)

 

Why did Sora become a heartless in the first game?

cuz he thought it would be fun.

 

 

Why does everyone have a Keyblade?

So they can unlock the door to.the bathroom

 

Why does Sora cry when he sees Riku in KH2?

BECAUSE. YOU KNOW...

 

......he felt sorry he had to make him suffer for finishing off all the ice cream on him once. P=

 

what else did you think I was gonna say? ;

 

anywhoo...

 

...Why does Axel have control over fire?

so he can poke it and play with it (that's what id do)

why cant I be a three legged fish

Because your not in the kh games. Since the answer at least should be kh related, i guess....;

 

 

Why is Mickey Mouse a King?

Because they didn't have time for the true king, Oswald.

 

Why does everyone like Sea Salt Ice Cream?

it gives them the same kind of sensation drugs do

why couldn't sora be a chainsaw wielding tiger humanoid thing?

Because that would've been too epic for childrens' minds.

 

 

Why did King Mickey appoint Goofy as his head knight and Donald as his head magician?

Because Donald bribed him with cheese and Goofy was owed the favor after lending Mickey six cents.

 

Why is Pluto allowed to travel through different worlds?

Edited May 8, 201312 yr by _The Door To Light_

Because he is a heartless himself

 

Why did the Trickmaster appear in Wonderland

Because the Trick Apprentice was busy.

And had to finish his magic cards game with Luxord.

 

 

 

Why does King Mickey go chasing after Organization XIII in KH2?

Because he wanted to join.

 

Why does Ventus look like Roxas?

Because they are twins from birth ;

 

 

Why does Ansem posess Riku? ;

Because he wanted to look sexy once again.

 

Why isn't there a Pixar world in Kingdom Hearts?

because wall-e would end up breaking the gummi shipHow does Sora's hair stay spiky?

He glued it that way.

 

Why isn't there a Third Party World in the games?

Because three's a crowd.

 

 

 

Why can't Scrooge get the right flavor of ice cream in KH2?