(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

They are not actual hoods, but Hair Dryers.

...Can't argue with that

Well, no one posted a question so, Why did my cousin bring to my house a copy of Kingdom Hearts when it came out when they came to visit and introduced the game to me?

Hard to explain, but aren't you one of them? :-P

ah...

aha...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

 

*snork* oh, dear me. No. I may be a fangirl, but I know my limits, and pay respect to Square and Disney. What I happen to be talking about is kawaii-desu fangirls---who happen to have none, for THEIR mind. They completely drag him out of the game entirely and couple him up with the most absurd of people, drag him into yaoi, self-pairings---even put him in the dreaded hentai. They see him as a cute twin, and put him through the worst. Oh, dear. Me, a kawaii-desu? Unheard of in this universe or any other.

 

But anyway, back to the game.

 

Because he knew that you were destined for GREATNESS! *puts fist up in the air*

 

How could anyone think me a kawaii-desu fangirl?

Edited June 7, 201312 yr by KHrulz

Because no one likes fangirls that go for anime people

 

 

Why did Kingdom Hearts have to take ahold of my life just like Pokémon did?

 

 

 

ah...

aha...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

 

*snork* oh, dear me. No. I may be a fangirl, but I know my limits, and pay respect to Square and Disney. What I happen to be talking about is kawaii-desu fangirls---who happen to have none, for THEIR mind. They completely drag him out of the game entirely and couple him up with the most absurd of people, drag him into yaoi, self-pairings---even put him in the dreaded hentai. They see him as a cute twin, and put him through the worst. Oh, dear. Me, a kawaii-desu? Unheard of in this universe or any other.

 

But anyway, back to the game.

 

Because he knew that you were destined for GREATNESS! *puts fist up in the air*

 

How could anyone think me a kawaii-desu fangirl?

 

BTW the cousin who had the game was a female

...Because Kingdom Hearts is a program which purpose is to control the minds of people like us. We're being brain controlled. They want you to think it's made by Square Enix... Psh, this is a ruse! It's made by the Russian Government. God help us all.

 

Uh... What is Xehanort's purpose?

Edited June 7, 201312 yr by JJForever

To get beaten up when you want to attack someone

 

 

Why can't Pooh's world be more exciting?

Because Winnie the Pooh wasn't really exciting to begin with.

 

Why isn't Zidane in Kingdom Hearts?

Because the other Final Fantasy characters voted against it.

 

Why did it take the faeries so much time to decide on Sora's outfit in Kingdom Hearts II?

Because they are old windbags that can't make up their minds in anything they do. In fact, they didn't change the outfit to the complete look it is today, Maleficent's raven was the real reason the outfit got completed.

 

 

Why does the weak Pete work for the powerful Maleficent?

Pete just really likes to kiss ass.

 

 

If Larxene can't get wet, how does she shower?

I don't think the answer to this would be very kid friendly P=

 

 

What does The Darkness Riku always talks about in CoM smell like?

He was on hallucinogenics at the time of CoM. I'm happy to say he went to rehab, and his rehab counselor, Diz, said he made outstanding process.

 

Why does Sora start to forget things in Castle Oblivion?

Because he know's all he loves is Riku

 

WHAT makes Soriku soooo popular? ; *kill'd*

Because alot of people like to watch gay couples more than straight ones

 

 

Why do people have to ruin KH and other animes?

They do it so we can complain about them doing it.

 

Why does Xehanort have gray hair as a teenager/young adult?

Because he was born with gray hair and can really pull it off as a teen

 

 

Why does Xion die?

Because she was ment to be reborn into our world somehow and an early death was her only way to it. Sorry haters!

 

 

Why does Riku wear dat blindfold in 358/2 days?

Because he is pulling a Jenna (PLL reference)

 

 

Why does Riku show up, disappear, only to make you believe that he reappeared in The Land of Dragons 2nd visit in KH2

Because he's a ninja >D

 

Why is there not a ninja world in these games?

Because Disney doesn't have any truly good ninja movies to be placed into KH and Square doesn't feel the need to make one

 

 

Why does KH 1.5 hint at KH 2.5

Because Nomura is trolling us, making us think that there will be a 2.5, when in fact, THERE WILL NEVER BE ONE.

 

Why is Kingdom Hearts 3 not out yet?

Because, in secret, there will never be a KH3 or FFV13

 

 

Why does KH have FF characters in it?

Edited June 9, 201312 yr by Xeveemon

To make things feel like a fantasy.

 

 

 

Why won't Aqua escape the Realm of Darkness on her own?

Edited June 10, 201312 yr by Tom13

Because she actually wants to be in the darkness

 

 

Why does everyone fall in love with Aqua's body?

Because she has big breasts.

 

Why does Sora cry like a B when he sees Riku but just hugs Kairi like ''kk i dont care''?

 

edit: yay pageclaim

Edited June 10, 201312 yr by Toby