(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Kairi's dad

 

why does Sora live on an island?

'Cause he be rockin' the Jamican isles, mon. 

 

Why is Riku's hair shorter in DDD than KH II and I combined? 

Because Ansem wanted his hair back.

 

 

Why does Xemnas want to find the Chamber of Awakening?

Because he's sleepy.

 

Why does Terra-Xehanort have grey hair?

Because he used to have pink hair, but it faded

 

How does sora keep his hair spiked? 

He electrocutes himself everyday.

 

Why is Vexen so...strange? 

His parents payed him to be strange

 

Why does namine always wear a white dress?

Because black dresses were too mainstream and red dresses...forget them.

 

Why is Axel/Lea so awesome?

Because that's his real power, not flames.

 

 

Why does Xigbar go along with Xehanort's plans?

Because he's actually not, he's a double-crosser who's going to screw him over at the last moment...that or he was promised a free surfboard.

 

Why is Young Xehanort such a troll?

Because he watched too many troll videos.

Why is KH3 isn't out yet?

Because Trollanort went back in time and told Nomura to take his sweet time with it.

 

Why are there TWEWY(The World Ends With You) characters in Dream Drop Distance?

Because Neku took a wrong turn in TWEWY and ended up in the KH universe. 

 

Why is Aqua named after water? 

Because she didn't like juice.

 

Why won't Ansem(Xehanort's Heartless) leave Riku alone?

Because Riku's mighty buttcheeks attract them like flies. 

 

Is this Maleficent?

No, it's clearly Cloud.

 

Why did Riku(in Ansem form) rob Roxas of his Munny in the Digital Twilight Town?

No, it's clearly Cloud.

 

Why did Riku(in Ansem form) rob Roxas of his Munny in the Digital Twilight Town?

Cause he's a d**k. 

 

Why is Sora in a onesie?

Edited December 5, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

Cause he's a d**k. 

 

Why is Sora in a onesie?

 

Because YOLO

 

Why is a KFC nowhere to be seen on destiny islands?

Because Mcdonalds ate it. 

 

Why does Axel say" Got it memorized?" so damn much, when we CLEARLY tuned him out after KH CoM? ( JK!!You know we love you, Axel! )

Edited December 6, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

Because he lives to annoy you.

 

Why aren't there more dolls in these games?

Because Kairi took them all away...

 

Why can Saix go berserk?

Because he's actually Whoopi Goldberg. 

 

Why isn't Donald a Keyweilder?

Because the last time he had a key, he ended up losing it when he needed it most.

 

 

Why is Olaf not yet in Kingdom Hearts?

Because I ate him.

 

Why is Seifer's belly always half~out? 

He's pregnant 

 

Why doesn't sora wear a dress in kingdom hearts?