(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

because Roxas doesn't know what face of Sora has.

 

Who can defeat Master Xehanort?

Xehanort will eventually defeat himself due to prolonged depression.

 

Why does Sora drink Potions?

He is too young for beer

 

what would happen if pooh had a nobody?

The hundred acre wood would run out of honey

 

Can you give me directions to the world that never was?

sure here is direction using apple maps

 

how much does it cost to buy a gummi ship?

It would cost 100 Rupees

 

Who is the thirteenth darkness?

Mr Hat

 

What's Xigbar's problem with heat?

His eye patch is a heat magnet.

 

Why did Riku take Sora's keyblade?

Because he wanted to sell it for magical beans.

 

What does Merlin do while Sora and Riku are taking the mark of mastery?

Trying to shoehorn Winnie the Pooh in the next game.

 

Why does Xehanort love X's so much?

Because his favorite film is XXX.

 

Why does Sora keep starting over in his training each game?

Because he's way too overconfident.

 

What is the name of the weapon Xehanort is trying to forge?

The ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-Blade.

 

Why is the realm of darkness so dark?

It takes way to many heartless to screw in a light bulb.

 

What do you get with a winner stick?

Another ice cream.

 

Why does Ventus refuse to use the darkness (pre KH BBS)

Because the dark side in KH doesn't have cookies.

 

Why is Riku such a prick in Kingdom Hearts?

Because Sora took his ice cream as a kid

 

who is gonna held sandy claws with christmas?

Marilyn Manson

 

What was Zexion plotting in Castle Oblivion in COM?

To rape Namine

 

Why Pooh always fine when Sora always doing mean to him?

Because he's a dictator. Everything in the 100 Acre Wood is Pooh related. Even Pooh sticks (You really don't want to know what's on the other end of the Pooh stick)

 

Why do people say that when Sora uses Glide on KH1, he's riding his own flatulence?

cuz it's true....?

 

What's Lea's obsession with being remembered all about (BBS)?

He wants everyone to say his name when he murders them all on the same night.

 

Why does Sora act so childish in KH3D?

because he's not hitting puberty during the test.

 

why Riku was startled when Shiki labels him as Knight in Shining Armor?

Edited December 13, 201212 yr by Hazimie

Because of the sexual tension.Why can you synthesize keyblades?

cuz they're synthetic weapons

 

What is the Soul Eater weapon?