(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because he was to lazy to move.

 

does the pope poop in the woods?

he only like to tinkle in the woods

 

 

what will happen to Cloud in kh3?

He will turn into Sephiroth. Then turn into Kefka.

 

Will Kefka ever be in a KH game?

Yes but he will return into Sephiroth.

 

If I were to put a keyblade into a blender and blend it, when I summon my keyblade will it be a pile of ash or a perfectly fine keyblade?

You will summon liquid keyblade essence.

 

What is liquid keyblade essence?

The blood of keyblade weilders, such as Sora and Riku

 

What's Riku's last name? 8D

He has no last name (sorry Riku fans)

 

Now what is SORA'S last name?

Mc Notashawt

 

What's Riku's MIDDLE name?  :rolleyes: I want a dirrect answer now please i won't accept that he has none lol ()

Silverhair

 

Why is Chex Mix not in Australia?

I duno how thats kh related sorry.

 

WHAT DOES RIKU SMELL LIKE WHEN YOU EATS CARROTS?

Carrots.

 

Why do Sora and Riku wear such similar outfits (i.e Sora is always wearing a a shirt, jacket and shorts while Riku wears sleeveless shirts and baggy pants)?

Because they are twins 8D

 

Why would I ever dream of marrying riku?

Because he is hypnotizing you into wanting to marry you.

 

Why does Xemnas have pointy hair?

COOKIES! ya gotta admit cookies make nice hair gell lol

 

Why don't kh characters ever eat COOKIES?

cookies don't exist in kh

 

 

what will Lea do when he meets Ventus?

Edited June 16, 201411 yr by Big Boss

He'll find him in the Alps...if you know what I mean.

 

Why isn't Metal Gear in Kingdom Hearts?

do u really want Nano Machines and all that stuff with kh's time travel and org13

 

 

is Xehanort really a women?

Maybe, maybe not...depends on which one.

 

Where is Master Eraqus?

he's deep inside Xehanort

 

is Yen sid really a nort?

No, he's actually a Mort.

 

Why is Sora so happy?

he likes to smoke paufu(forgot how its spelled ><) tree leaves 

 

 

how old is Mickey anyway

Mickey is Eternal as he feasts on the souls of child--what?

 

If Star Wars was in KH, what would Xemnas do?

he would learn the force and throw buildings at everyone

 

 

is Demyx really evil?

He was really angry at the fact that he didn't have a Heart or the skills to fight so he became secretly evil and only showed this for a few seconds in KH...or Xigbar made his Coffee without Sugar.

 

Why is Sea-Salt Ice Cream SO good?!

because its salty and sweet!

 

 

can Nobodies have children?