(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

aqua's boobies  c:

 

 

Why is Sora, Sora?

He has ADD

 

Who are the seven guardians of light?

1 2 3 4 5 6 and 7 duh

 

 

What is Kairi's real name???

Dumb-ass = her real name, She hid her real name because she didn't want people to know she was a dumbass, always risking herself from dying. 

 

 

What is the anagram for Eraqus?

Quarters without the t and the r (It's actually Square)

 

 

 

My is Yen Sid so OLD?

Because all he ever talks about is xehanort, and he turned into a firetrucking replica of him. That's why. 

 

 

Why is xehanort such a dick?

Becuase he went back in time and invented that word.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do the heartless like about Ansem?  c:

That long, silver hair...

 

Why does Riku wear a blindfold in KH: 358/2 Days? 

Cause Roxas is ugly

 

Why is Sora so obliviously stupid?

He's not. Zexion has placed an illusion on Sora portraying him as stupid when in reality he's a genius!

 

Why do KH cutscenes have so many shots with peoples asses in direct shot?

Because the camera people are pervs.

 

What does Maleficent want with the world data?

To find out how to put an end to Michael Bay.

 

Why does Larxene have no cleavage?

Because she got her old one's cut of by her knives.

 

 

 

 

Why can Xehanort travel through time??

So he can troll more people as Trollanort.

 

What gender is Xion?

Genderless like someone on Fairy Tail Wiki i know who is Genderless

 

Is Roxas coming back?

With some icecream, heck yeah!

 

 

 

Why is Xenmas so good at plans, but Sora always wins??? (Like seriously, how was Sora able to defeat Xenmas???)

Because he's Sora

 

WTF was in that Ansem Research?

Porno

 

 

Is Roxas light or darkness?

Roxas is a Dream Eater.

 

Who is Marluxia?

You.

 

Who are the 13 Seekers of Darkness?

13 clones of Kairi's mother.

 

Is Xehanort Sora's father? (Just imagine that for a few moments.)

Yeah. but Sora's mom is Kairi.

 

Who is ANSEM?

A seeker of light....and mansex

 

Who is Riku? OMG I ACTUALLY ASKED THAT

The secret identity of ~DawnStar2004~

 

Why did he choose you?

 

Because she made cookies him.

 

Will Sora and Kairi finally get tdown to busness?

Edited July 7, 201411 yr by GotMilk5101520