(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

it's a animeWhy is pot centipede such a jerk?

because he has too many pots.

 

why does the seven of lights will have to be seven princesses?

They don't.

 

Did you know that an alternate nobody name for Ansem (ie other than Xemnas) is Mansex?

Edited December 14, 201212 yr by Ajexmi

Trick question. That is his actual name.

 

Which Kingdom hearts game marks the first appearance of a hedgehog?

Kingdom Hearts 3

 

 

Why is Hades mad all the time?

Because someone stole his klondike bar.

 

What is the most powerful creature in Kingdom Hearts?

Aqua's boobs

 

Why does Deep Jungle not return in CoM?

Because Sora decided he had no more use for the world and set it up with explosives.

 

Why did Terra worship Master Xehanort?

Because MX has candy

 

why is MX bald?

Because he didn't wash his hair.

 

Why does Riku have silver/white hair?

That came from a bottle, bitch/shot

 

Why does Kairi exist?

To parade in Nomura's zipper outfits.

 

Why does lion sora only have his necklace on?

Because he's a pimp.

 

Why are Aqua's boobs so atractive? /shot

because she was experience it on Atlantica

 

why Xehanort want to make a new vessel?

Edited December 14, 201212 yr by Hazimie

So that he could visit Nomura in the real world.

 

Why did Ienzo become Zexion?

Because no one knew how to pronounce is original name.

 

Why is Hallow Bastion to hollow?

Because it's filled with Darkness.

 

 

Who is Marluxia the Nobody of?

Chuck Norris

 

Why is Laraxene such a bitch?

Because she found out the Organization originally wanted Pikachu as the 12th member.

 

Why is Lexaeus silent?

Edited December 27, 201212 yr by xoblivionx13

He has a girly voice.

 

Why does Zexion loves books?

Because he secretly reads Twilight.

 

 

Why does Roxas slip off the Twilight Town clock tower?

Edited December 27, 201212 yr by xoblivionx13

he saw a penny on the ground

 

why does xion have short hair?

Because puppets have short hair.

 

What is Xehanort's life goal?

Naturally, raising evil cliffs in every firetrucking world.

 

Why is Sora a Sora?

Because a person's a person, no matter how small.

 

 

Why did Roxas use a stick?