(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Cause hes constantly in Super Saiyan mode. Just Saiyan

 

What does Sora do with the keyblades from the previous games?

he eats them

 

why is master xehanort so creepy?

His beard gives him creepy powers.

 

Why does Riku wear parachute pants?

he goes skydiving everyday

 

why does sora always wear shorts?

Because if he wore pants, the Heartless would attach themselves to the pant legs.

 

 

Why do Donald and Goofy have a habit of wasting potions?

They sell them on the black market for extra money

 

Why did they stop caring about keeping the plurality of worlds a secret?

Because theyre selling those secrets to the Russians to fuel their addiction to elixirs.

 

When is Kairi going to stop being a liability?

When Kingdom Hearts III comes out.

 

Why does Ventus hold his keyblade backwards?

Cause he always locks the door behind him?

 

Why does Donald always die first?

Because everyone loves roasted duck.

 

 

Why doesn't Donald or Goofy go inside Winnie the Pooh's storybook?

Because they allergic to Honey.

 

Why Demyx hates fighting, but is skilled enough to beat Sora up?

Because it's all part of his master plan.

Who was the man in the brown coat in kh1?

Dolan Duck (It was him entire time)

 

Why is there no Treasure Planet world yet?

because of goofy. its his fault (somehow )

 

why isnt vanitas in kh3d very much?

Cause he's too kool to be in the game

 

How does Sora never get his clothes dirty for so long?

Donald's magic. That is all.

 

Why is Castle Oblivion all white on the inside? 

Because it somehow hides the burn marks and blood stains of previous battles.

 

 

Why did Hallow Bastion look like it was half robot in KH1?

Because it's actually a robot waiting to take over Hallow Bastion.

 

How can Sora go on his adventure without eating?

he chews on his keyblade every now and then

 

why does kiari have red hair?

because she was to manly for pink hair

 

why are riku and sra best friends?

Edited January 18, 201312 yr by Nick

Because they secretly hate each other and they are acting like friends just to mess with each others minds

 

why is master xehanort bald?

because hes twins with mr. clean and couldnt fit in with cleaning

 

why is there 3 Ansems? (ansem the wise/diz, ansem for xemnas/xehanort, then riku ansem to make my question clear)

Edited January 19, 201312 yr by Nick

Because they can't count to one, but they can count to three.

 

why did ansem the wise call himself DIZ?

because he wanted a strippers name

 

why does roxas have vens body?

he wanted the latest looks

 

why does vanitas have black hair?