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yo mama so black u couldnt tell the difference between her and a burnt piece of toast*lol we're just basicly making our own yo mama jokes now*

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*Why yes. Yes we are...*

 

Yo momma so crusty, when yo daddy wants his back scratched, she rubs her body against him

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(actually, that last joke would be about my mom's sister, not her [no offense to my aunt but she is darker than my mom])

 

Yo momma so white, when yo daddy met her, the first thing he did was call the Ghostbusters

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Yo mamma so ugly she gave the dead a heart attack and made prisoners rushing back to their cells during an escape.

 

Yo mamma so old and stupid she was the FIRST dumb blonde.

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Yo mama so old, she was the midwife that helped deliever God.

Yo mama so dirty, they say, "Screw throwing the baby out! Let's throw HER out with the bathwater!"[fail]

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Xemnas was the real Ansem.

Yo mama so ugly that when she goes to the bathroom, her crap takes a look at her and screams out of agony. [epic fail]

 

And my favorite of all time I crafted myself for a very special ... thing I have most classes with at school: "You're just jealous because yo mama's small intestine can get more dates than you can." [buuuuuuuuuuuurn.]

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Yo momma so fat, shes the reason the Earth tilts (science joke xP)

 

Yo momma so dumb, she brought crutches when she went to IHOP

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